Loki679

Howay Citeh.

Shocking ‘marking’ for their goals, where the hell did our cbs go?

You sure? Should be up for manager of the year imo.

It was Southampton that wouldn’t move the game. Nothing the PL can do without both teams agreement.

Just out of interest, how long do we reckon we have going on about Beardsley and Lee et al before we start sounding like your granda banging on about Reginald Shoesmith who scored a hat trick against blackpool in 1931? Getting on over 20 years now....

Solskjaer's putting the band back together.

A team that finishes 7th is more worthy of a european place imo considering it's over a 38 game season. I don't know of any other country that gave the runners up of their main cup competition a place in europe if the winner was already qualified. 7th is less than 2/3rds of the way up the table, it's not a massive success. I'd rather the cup finalists get it not only for merit but also because it might mean we don't just see the same teams in Europe all the time,give some lower teams a shot at it.

They're going for the title, we've got nowt to play for and our best players are injured. Only going one way, this.

Bloody hell, 15 years for leeds? I feel old Hope they're down there another 15, bastards.

Bye then.

Not sure Pards, League One, and red and white stripes is a great combination, like

Aye, the goal difference tells a story Team GD Manchester City +64 Manchester United +56 Arsenal +25 Tottenham Hotspur +25 Newcastle United +5 Chelsea +19 Everton +10

If you think Joselu is the worst striker we've ever had you must have only started watching us this season Least he's actually scored a few....

Babel must be nearly 50 now.

Jigsaw forgot to take his schoolbag off

Aye, like fuck am I clicking that link

Not long til he's sitting in a press conference holding up a badly written letter from Pogba.

Rules We lobbed an extra £30m onto our wage bill last season for no reason other than to make our results look worse.

I think that's a little over the top. He was 20 years old when he came here iirc.

totally misses the f***ing point imo, which is that £55m and "money from player sales" is a massive con as rafa will not get who he wants when he wants them if rafa turned round and said i'll sign tomorrow if you go and sign player x for £50m, i'll wheel and deal for the rest nothing would happen I think the length of time it takes us to sign one player is what drives Benitez mad the most especially with a shorter transfer window. Wasn't it something like two months to get LeJeune even though he had a release clause? He had a release clause of £8 million, but the club wanted to pay in instalments to maximise Benitez's transfer budget whatever the f*** that means. I read yesterday in an article from Lee Ryder that the club felt Benitez wasted resources on the likes of Joselu and Maquillo yet were not prepared to pay £8 million for Lejeune or Tagliofico last summer. I reckon they look at deals like Schar or Sissoko and think every transfer should be like that. For them, £5m for a striker is probably decent, you just have to find a good striker in an incredibly favourable contract situation and bob's your uncle. Dunno why every club doesn't do that......

totally misses the f***ing point imo, which is that £55m and "money from player sales" is a massive con as rafa will not get who he wants when he wants them if rafa turned round and said i'll sign tomorrow if you go and sign player x for £50m, i'll wheel and deal for the rest nothing would happen I think the length of time it takes us to sign one player is what drives Benitez mad the most especially with a shorter transfer window. Wasn't it something like two months to get LeJeune even though he had a release clause?

Such a creepy post When it comes to ideas about how to get at someone, I’m pretty fucking good at it. Getting at the psychologically works fucking wonders. Might be the best post I've seen on here tbh. It's great. 'right, lads, I've put all my psychological training to use and, bear with me, it's a little out of the box, I reckon we can either beat him up or shag his wife'

Such a creepy post When it comes to ideas about how to get at someone, I’m pretty fucking good at it. Getting at the psychologically works fucking wonders. I have no idea how to reply to this It's high level psychology, man. Get at someone by banging their missus, proper genius level stuff, there. Needs an insightful mind to come up with such a devious and cunning plan.