loki679

Something very strange has happened to our club. It almost seems.... likeable

Played there most of his career hasn't he?

You only graph when you're winning, graph when you're wiiiiiiinnng, you only graph when you're wiiiinning

Aye I got that but how's he come up with £13m? £6m a year over 5 years.....

Someone from Villa? Think I have the answer Think most of us do since it's 5 posts up.

I can't recall anything of note apart from a hat-trick early last season? He's been injured for missions so hasn't done anything of note. Aye, not since that hostage rescue I think.

Why did Lowes quit/get the boot? I always liked him fwiw, though I may have been in the minority. I've always liked his commentary as well. I'm not sure as to why he's retired, but I speculate it might be down to health issues, as he's missed a few NUFC games during 2016 (With Razor and Prydey filling in) I thought his commentary was crap tbh. You never had a bloody clue what was going on.

They'll make more money from the WBA game than from any game this season and there'll only be about 10k there

That's gonna put a dent in our finances We'll only get £3m, tubes was right all along

As pleased as I am that you finally met someone i'm gonna have to go with 'ban this sick filth'.

Sounds like an Alton Towers ride "The Pards Experience". A boring roller coaster with loads of flat bits then massive dips towards relegation that nearly comes off the rails but manages to just hang on . And all the way through some bellend is shouting fish questions at you.

I'd rather they give him a bit longer. Don't feel like they've really had the full Pards experience yet.

Not counting any chickens, even with Rafa it's still Newcastle.

Seems like NO is on its period this week

Racist.

Haidara too. And Murphy.

It's a fucking sad state of affairs when Slim is the best dressed man in the room.

We're a proper bipolar club like

Weird, I was just thinking about him.

Another solid performance. I'm impressed with how vocal he is at the back aswell, always seems to be talking and getting things organised. Him and Lascelles first choice pairing for sure.

Looks more like Manny Quinn

There's no way an asteroid is gonna hit your house. Nah, no way at all. Definitely never gonna happen.

He posts, while the game is still f***ing going, as if this isn't still NUFC. Such a stupid thing to post. We're all over them, we'll win this easily. This motherfucker doubling down on it

Fucking sky feed decided I wasn't in the UK and turned off