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Jesus Er, that's $250bn, not $2.5bn

So does your face! My face thinks it looks cack?

I think it looks cack.

Striker is probably the hardest position to keep going in I would think. If you're a Sheringham type who has never relied on pace or movement then it's not so bad but in general strikers need to react quickest and have the acceleration and burst of pace to get into position ahead of the defender and that starts going quite quickly once you're the wrong side of 30.

Weren't we linked with Rondon a while back? Could be worth looking at again if he's going for £10m.

Buenos dias Always nice to have fans of other clubs on here. Watch out for VI though, he might kill you.

Yeah, because that's how it's sung.

Great, another tedious thread to avoid.

There's only 2 Ameobis

Someone with a login needs to offer that Aguero chap asylum here poor bastard said something vaguely complimentary about one of our players so now he's branded a mag kernt forever.

Can you have a slight sea change? Shirley that would be a small big change....

sam allardyce still does Tbf hippohead also values the height you can achieve in that same kick. Long and high for him (like). He's not just one dimensional

If signing him means we finish just one place higher than we would with Simpson as first choice RB then we make an extra £800k or so prize money. Kind of pays for the extra £1m himself when you think about it.

4 is a quality number!!! It's my OCD number, gotta do everything in 4's . . . . You'd hate it here. I live on 24th floor but they won't mention 4 so it goes 23rd floor, 23A floor, 25th floor.

He arrived in the mouth of a shark with no arms or legs and £10,000 off his price tag I'd have been surprised if the shark did have arms and legs tbh.

Always a shame when publications across the alps lose consistency and reliability. Thats why Hannibal sent the elephants. True story. He didn't fry their livers though.

You won't be laughing when he's on the bench and backoff boy is playing RB next season.

Serves Man City right for giving out such stupid contracts tbh. Glad it's come back to bite them in the arse.

They've been doing quite well recently so if they're trying to do an us they should fall apart due to a string of bad, rash and just plain stupid decisions soon. Then we can swoop

I quite enjoyed watching the Norwegian and Danish leagues tbh. Maybe it's more exciting with money on it

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Not surprising nobody in the country gives a fuck when its clear even the players dont.

You'll just have to wait for soccer am to tell you what the next fashionable thing is.

The word banter is really starting to get on my tits now.