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How does someone from South Shields or Jarrow end up supporting Sunderland? Pretty easily I suspect. I find Newcastle fans trying to claim ownership of 'Geordie' embarrassing to be honest. A rare instance where the tramps down the road are actually spot on.

Shola replaces Cabaye. Only change.

I tried to screenshot it but pressed the wrong button. It was fucking absurd though, 4 players standing still, hands on hips.

Debuchy back in for MYM.

IRA loving scumbag, deserves everything he gets. Ok you dickhead I am going to inform you of some things about James McClean and where he is from. He is from Creggan in Derry. In 1972 14 innocent people in Creggan were murdered by the British Army. McClean is correct not to wear the poppy Why doesn't he f*** off and play for an Irish team instead then? Britain have been at war with half the world at some point, including the Germans, the French, the Spanish, the Americans, the Argentinians, the Japanese, the Italians. None of the players from those countries have the brass neck to come and play for a British team and decide that they f***ing hate the British, other than when they're getting paid. Can we call him an IRA loving scumbag for saying his favourite song was some IRA s****? What song was it can I just ask? I don't think ye really understand the IRA. Originally the IRA was set up to get independence for Ireland back in the 1910s. The IRA in Northern Ireland is totally separate really and a much later thing. So depending on which song it was it could be about the old IRA Don't know, don't care. Well you should know before you call him an IRA loving scumbag He is. Why? Reasons previously mentioned. You're being a mong. Admit you don't really know what you're talking about and move on.

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And another. hahahahahahaha

I don't actually think it will happen mind. A real humping and a hostile atmosphere tonight may have pushed him, but of course we pull out an acceptable performance.

Pardew is Palace's first choice and they'd give him a payrise. Pulis and MON have priced themselves out.

So thick. So incomprehensibly thick.

Cisse offside all throughout that attack.

Shola starts.

One of these thick cowards is going to get themselves sent off.

But any time he does put in a good performance you're just going to come out with the "well yeah, but that game really suited him so it doesn't count!!!!1" line.

Yep, Ben Arfa as a false 9 according to Pardew.

The only remotely viable definition of a "Geordie" is anyone from the historical counties of Northumberland and County Durham who consider themselves as such.

Left-footed half volley from Debuchy. 5-0.

Ben Arfa isn't starting.

That's not how the space-time continuum works tbf.

Cisse is on the bench.

Delph you cunt.

This is the team that's starting. No Jonas or Tiote.

Video of the intros on here: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/live-steve-harper-testimonial-newcastle-5884093

Some div just missed a sitter from a great Sammy assist.

Sissoko just stopped, had so much space to run into after passing.