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No movement, no imagination, no creativity. Writing's on the wall - gonna be a long, long slog of a season. heh

It's his chance to prove he should be here next season or out on loan again. Not sure on the formation but looks like he's playing a deeper role if it's 4-2-3-1. I think his 20 league goals last season will play a bigger role than 45 minutes against Doncaster.

Poor range of passing, can't beat a man, can't defend. Nolan with a lower body-fat percentage.

Crouch would be a truly heinous signing and hopefully it's bollocks. Let's not lapse into RAWKish cultism over Rafa just yet.

I feel genuine hatred for Cisse.

Er, I worked the evening shift in Fratelli tonight and neither Colo or Williamson made an appearance.

Unopposed 70 yard run from a centre-back. Mbemba just did the same tbf.

A 40 year old Geoff Horsfield would offer more than Mitrovic.

Mitrovic - another astonishingly thick cunt.

Team of thick cowards.

We're the perfect team to timewaste against. A team full of nous-less thick cunts.

One vs nine or ten in the box.

Wijnaldum has never, ever shown any ability with the ball at his feet. Poor passer and dribbler.

PM me for my PayPal details. It's only right I take a cut.

Will accept PayPal for my cut of the winnings.

Just messing lads. Thought I'd leverage my out-dated reputation as an ITK for one last shot at glory, but not if people are betting off the back of it lolz. pls ban me now.

It's Benitez.

That full interview is brilliant - almost starts crying at the end there.

If they have been together for 5 years then she's automatically entitled to 50% of his assets if they break up. That's obviously not even close to being true.

We'll scrape survival and then meander along for another 3/4 years with this cunt handicapping us.

The man has no peripheral vision.

I die a bit inside every time Mitrovic give a side-foot pass to the keeper.

Incredible from Gouffran.

Low-hanging fruit I know but the comments from our lot Mouth breathing freaks.

Genuinely, genuinely hope every one of the Tiote "SHOOT"ers gets AIDS.