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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/18/newcastle-united-amanda-staveley-mike-ashley-unusual-case?CMP=share_btn_tw Probably the only thing I’ve read about this whole sham that offers any scepticism of Staveley and PCP. You’ve all bought wolf tickets I’m afraid.

Is this the first time we've had 3 black scorers in a game? Must be given the rancid craic in here. Deary me.

My amazement at Darlow making a half-decent save was extremely short lived.

Murphy cannot look after the ball at all.

It's Matt Holland. They do sound identical though.

Manquillo is a rancid human being.

Yuck.

Hardly unequivocal. Wouldn't surprise me if he's gone by this time next week.

I'm finding this all incredibly embarrassing. Clueless journos leading on a bunch of credulous and desperate fans. Amanda Staveley will never have an ownership role at NUFC. Nor will she ever sit on the board. Also, can people stop referring to her as simply "Amanda". It's pure mental. Thanks lads.

Nah I have misread it. Terrible syntax tbf.

Aye I'm a 43-year-old Geordie and I've never heard "Wor Hyem" from even the broadest of Geordies. "Gan hyem", "Wor hoose"...aye. I honestly can't say I've ever heard any Gerodie say wor hyem like, wor hoose, wor lass, wor city, wor kid etc. Call it Castle Flags No-one gives a shit I know but how can you grow up in Newcastle and never have heard anyone say "wor lass" or "wor kid"?

No journalist writing about this seems to have a fucking clue what they're talking about. Douglas has obviously just read that PCP have £28bn of (other people's) assets under management and then went to Google and translated that into dollars using today's FX rate of 1.32. PCP is basically just Staveley. It's not really worth anything in and of itself and owns basically nothing.

Going to reiterate this point because people seem to be misunderstanding who she is and what her potential role would be: There is zero chance that she is contemplating an ownership role on any level.

She's a high profile deal broker. Not someone who would have any interest in running or owning a club herself (not that she could afford it any way).

Diame. Cretin.

We've turned down a couple of loan bids from Seria A clubs and won't let him go unless we get another striker.

Class touch from Ritchie before the cross.

Perez loves a half-arsed under-hit pass.

Class from Atsu. I was sure he was going to shoot.

Great goal.

Going through a Premier League season with Elliot as number one is suicidal.

Boot to the face not worthy of even a passing mention apparently.

"finish seventeenth" tracks well as a replacement.

Alright braggart.

Now that TM Gerüchte are reporting this I'm convinced it will happen.