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I'm sorry like, but even if someone's hitting your car you belong in a padded cell if you proceed to accelerate your two tonne motorised death machine into masses of innocent people. There's no justification for it at all ffs. Saying you can understand it because they've panicked is absolutely insane to me.

England u17s 0-3 up against Czechia after 35 minutes. They need Italy to beat Belgium in the other game to qualify from the group stage - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cn9jyx5pew1t#player unfortunately Belgium are winning too. The kid Dowman looks like the player HBA could’ve been.

I think the fans of those clubs probably like getting to go to Wembley to be honest. Not sure it makes a jot of difference to the rest of us.

it’s just challenge between two players for the ball. Usually split between ground and aerial duels.

I’m not surprised. When you watch him play he charges around the pitch throwing himself into everything, and when he has the ball he’s not afraid of taking people on. It’s very similar to watching our Bruno at times. we got such a bad deal

Villa are close on Chevalier I think. Thought Arsenal were favourites for Garcia though.

very questionable whether you have been that whilst he's been at the club tbh. He'd have had a better career if he'd just done a couple of seasons as a springboard to someone like a Madrid, Barca, Bayern, Liverpool or City.

he would be the main creator in either of Barca or Madrid’s sides I think. I can’t believe he’s wasted this much of his career playing for Man U tbh.

probably the last we’ve seen of him playing for Newcastle? Bit of a shame we weren’t in a position to get him on the pitch for a few minutes really.

Howe’s own words: "He's such a talent. We need him absolutely firing and I think this will help him, no doubt, get back to his very best... It was a difficult summer for him, there's no doubt about that. I think it was a difficult summer for a lot of the players. "Through no fault of their own, they're reading headlines on their futures, which can be destabilising, which can lead to a lot of needless energy wasted and a lot of distraction."

not really a fair comparison this, given Everton’s pitch is brand new.

we probably doubled his salary more or less

this is the worst bit, like. He hasn’t looked bothered about trying to save his career here at all for months now. It is definitely time to get rid this summer, sadly.

not surprised by this. Eddie obviously loves having him around and there are a lot of games next season. He’s done it before with the likes of Dummett and Ritchie etc. I’d imagine we’ll be attempting to half his basic wages. Don’t think it would necessarily mean we won’t add someone else up front either. I doubt he’ll agree to it though.

we can take the piss out of Chelsea all we want like, but they’ve just finished 4th and are likely to win a European trophy albeit the most minor of them. They’ve ended up having a decent season and may have turned a corner.

his press conference makes it sound like he wants to have a pretty different looking squad next season. Think there’ll be some departures we’re not expecting.

Gazza ffs

West Ham so forgettable these days tbh

really sad watching Lineker’s MotD tbh. He’s been great, and the way he’s been treated an absolute disgrace.

he was absolutely distraught at the end of the game, like. I love how much it matters to him.

think Forest are extremely lucky to have finished as high as they have given their actual level of performance this season. The likes of Fulham, Brentford, Bournemouth and Palace are all significantly better imo. Who gives a fuck though really! Hope they enjoy some European nights next season.

his return really did coincide with the team's rhythm almost completely disappearing, like. Really poor season from him, much more akin to his first 6 months here rather than last season. Oh well

hopefully a good summer ahead of him. Lost just about every duel with fucking Beto

it has looked good when we've played teams we don't expect to dominate. I don't think it's a surprise it didn't look good against Everton.

we've finished 5th and won a trophy you fucking dumbass