Smal

Uh-oh.

Ayo!

So close to fucking it up again, like

Perfect cross.

We're only ever going to score on the counter.

Ridiculous attempt at a tackle.

That Gundogan pass, man

Not NUFC, but sold a children's bicycle to Eldin Jakupovic today (for his daughter). He and his wife were lovely.

Is Sky Sports free at the moment or something? We don't subscribe to the sports packaget but I'm watching it fine...

Should get Wenger in imo.

Don't do it to yourselves, lads

Newcastle United non-transfer facts.

Sickening, how dare he tell a British Murdoch employee how to pronounce the name of a vile soft cunt migrant. Didn't Murdoch sell sky a few months ago?

Was at work so missed the game. Ki played like peak Pirlo if MOTD was anything to go by.

Yeah but... wages and agent fees!

Best side we can field, really ().

Haha!

RIP

Rondón is worse than I thought.

Pathetic. From all involved.

All our (new) signings got relegated last season apart from Muto, who almost got relegated. 0.

Already been deleted

Now that's a championship team. It's arguably worse than our championship team!

If we sell Mitro for £22m and replace him with fucking Rondon I can't describe how livid I'll be, like. They better have someone else lined up.

Just done a quick check on our record with/without him last season... He started 28 out of 38 league games last season. We won 11 and drew 7 of those 28 games. Roughly 39% win rate. Of the 10 league games he didn't start in, we won 1 and drew 1; losing the other 8. 10% win rate.