Smal

Pretty unlucky to concede a goal, really. Fantastic defensive performance.

Shit bobbly pitch probably suits us more than them.

Our pass completion rate must be about 30%

Lascelles with the flair

Amazing

Exactly. You don't play certain forwards to cope with the opposition defenders. It's the other way round if anything.

Hennessey re-cementing himself as one of the worst keepers the league has ever seen

Somebody needs to get their foot on it and just pass it to their fucking teammates for a bit. This is sloppy as fuck.

Ritchie is so angry all the time

Would tend to agree with this. Not excusing the two horrendous decisions he made, but simply by getting into the position to actually do something he had a better game than the likes of Gouffran and Murphy, who did the square root of fuck all.

Wouldn't see some of this shit in Sunday league

Everybody's played pretty shit like. Murphy's never been in the right positions, no pace out wide, Hayden's doing his best Colback impression...

I still think it's likely that the mental and physical stress of him being heavily relied on for the past few years is probably the main reason he's regressed as much. He's played in practically every game for the past three years in a struggling team and he's still only 23. There's no question about his ability imo, but I don't know what the answer is to get him performing again.

That defending, man

Diame's been worse than useless since coming on

Burnout? Played a lot of games for us since joining considering he was/is so young. Can't be a coincidence that his best season was his first one here.

Great play/movement by Perez and Anita

Would love to have Lampard at the club in some capacity.

I'd like to see a couple of additions. Should have plenty of money left and we need to make sure we get promoted.

Depends who else is playing really. If Atsu and Ayoze are playing then probably Mitro, but if Gouffran and Diamé are playing then it's Gayle. Got to have the right combination of pace and power up top.

Man Utd seem to have so many slow, lethargic players.

This guy was supposed to be really good when he played for Granada. Was linked with Barcelona a few years ago iirc.

Why haven't we bought a left back? We've needed one for longer than I can remember.

He's simply just better than Berahino altogether. Would be mental.

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