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It's just another one of those mackemisms which tend to only apply in one direction… beaten 5-in-a-row by us? No-one noticed, 5 and then 6 in a row from them? Commemorative t-shirts and endless bragging rights. It’s a bit like that NETD trophy they treasured for a few seasons which hasn’t so much been retired when they relinquished it, rather erased from history. See also the ‘classy fans’ badge which is given a polish whenever one of our numpties nicks a pink seat or takes a swing at a horse, but is quietly shelved when they fancy a bit of pitch invading or racism/fascism/nonceism. If and when they go down, I can’t say they’ll be missed. In fact if they slide further, I can’t say they’ll even be noticed anymore.

That defending All the sunlun players just stop running. :lol: Fans and players voting with their feet it seems.

"A Sunderland fan makes a deal with the devil to beat Newcastle six in a row" - f***ing hell man :lol: :lol: Without reading it, I imagine this would be a brief synopsis: Chapter 1: A sunderland fan makes a deal with the devil to beat Newcastle six in a row Chapters 2 - 7: Every match described in the most precise and minute detail, each given it's own chapter. Chapter 8: Errr, what was the premise of this again? Never mind, 6 in a row, FTM, horse punchas, Jordie Nashun, gravy stained....oh yeah, Satan or something. Epilogue: Haha 6 in a row, horse punchas, Jordie Nashun, gravy-stained, lol, Rafa, f*ck Islam, Britain First, EDL and FTM.

Got to say fair play to them for this...pretty good move by the club, hope it catches on. Appalling that football clubs have to pick up the slack for the tory c*nts and their austerity fetish, but safc did well here.

I imagine they have a 'sunderland quotient' which is allowed under OFCOM regulations "OK this next call is from John in Witherwack, he sounds annoyed and has told our receptionist that "white males are an endangered species" so expect a few swears and racial slurs. John, you're through, let rip..."

Isnt he the daft old c*nt who tried to get that millwall EDL prick a hero's welcome at the stade de merde? Football fwiends...

What is the point, what is the f*cking point? Useless...

Yup

Not a pundit as such but I love hearing/reading Danny Baker, he manages to politely eviscerate those who deserve it, which is mostly other (non-Millwall) London clubs. I was also told by someone (ahem) in the know that it was he who came up with the Fast Show's bit on the 'Chanel 9' skit where, inexplicably, Chris Waddle would be mentioned in the middle of something unrelated (cf his time at Marseille, where commentary would be, to any non-Francophone: "ethethetheth, ethetheth Chris Waddle") Louise Taylor is a mackem hack who spent a good few years trying, unsuccessfully, to extract her tongue from Roy Keane's hoop long enough to construct a cogent sentence. Barry Glendinning's a ridiculously biased tw@ as well.

"Christ, imagine having spent 30 million on this guy, then loaning him to us because of reasons, and he still cant play. My motto - never pay money for any player, ever...sorry Rafa, no cash for you" Mike Ashley, 24/02/2018

Theres a line at 1:58 "There's the factory where they bread the pork", and weirdly on cookdandbombd comedy forum a poster (not me) made a similar reference on the thread 'Top 10 Worst Towns to live in Britain' Odd that there's two such similar independently-made references in the space of 3 days. Though nice to see the rest of the UK has similar views on chickentown as we do.

Not from fan pressure. Hounding out a shit manager? No chance, too mag-like

Pth, nowt new...remember when west ham came up and we chucked a petrel bomb at them.

That f*cking thread man, priceless! For any mackems reading, I'll save you the bother of bouncing round your tragic little RTG echo chamber: "[insert place name here] is about [insert spurious ratio here] mags to lads fans. And all the mags are all non-attending plastics who only started supporting in [insert year here, around 25 years ago], but all the lads fans go to matches [ignore appalling attendances here]" Just cut 'n paste for the next ten years you useless f*ckers...

I have to say the schadenfreude in the possibility of Nissan f*cking off makes me very uncomfortable. It's one thing to have a big old laugh at how absolutely in the deep sh*te SAFC find themselves in the league, their financial cliff-edge, the pink seats, the brain-dead 'mag-obsessed' cretins on RTG, Jack Rodwell etc etc. But the loss of the region's (not just Sunderland's) biggest manufacturing base, along with the supply chain and all the jobs that could go, the devastation that would cause to so many households....well I'm not on board with that at all. I might be a po-faced Trotskyite when it comes to this sort of thing but the employees deserve financial stability, whatever their colours. Even if they voted for Brexit, as Sunderland proudly did, well, its hard not to give a whopping 'told-you-so'...but no-one voted for this.

Some of them are grey now At least one of them is brown...maybe more the dirty f*ckers

That display in the Gallowgate last night seems to have wound them up no end if the twitter reaction is anything to go by. Perhaps they need to realise that releasing 2,000 Greggs wrappers onto the pitch whilst taking a dump on their pink seats can’t really be classed as choreographed tifosi…

Why I oughta...! Typical Ashley, always thinking of the prophets....

Speaking of which, did anyone hear about this...apparently the bogs at sunderland station went haywire last week and started leaking sewage onto the commuters waiting on the platform below. I knew life over there was metaphorically sh*t but with actual human effluence falling from the sky it sounds like the end of days! https://www.julie4sunderland.co.uk/urgent_revamp_needed_at_sunderland_s_train_station

Just been told a lad at work has actually taken the day off - for the second time running - for the sole purpose of drinking in the heady atmosphere of deadline day in the comfort of his home. So basically, to sit in his pants refreshing twitter and watching the shaved apes on SSN desperately trying to fill the time. I reckon he'll be on the cider by noon. Perhaps the only sane decision on what we all know will be an utter waste of time.

Insert 'feigned shock' gif. Incredible how someone so inept at even the basics of human interaction has made it so far in business. His modus operandi appears to be 'act the c*nt, sit back and watch the money roll in'

Its quite sweet how they still think they matter, bless them. Irrelevant c*nts.

A victory for everyone who said 'careful what you wish for'. Wish I hadn't carefulled what I wished for now...

Holy s*** he is! Dances like him too..."you lacky people" If it wasnt for that doylem in this year's home top (surely Bob Mortimer researching a new character), you could have told me that was shot anytime over the last 30 years...what a fuckin hole man!