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The irony being that on my 4 visits to Roker Park (including the infamous 1985 game), they were absolutely nowhere to be seen, we had the run of the place, and there were usually large groups of our lot in various bits of their ground. That's not glorifying violence in any way, that's just what I saw. Apparently though, they were a load of crazed ninja pit men who destroyed any team they came up against, regardless of numbers. Everybody was scared of them and they never lost any battles ever. Not being a hoolie dick but.... North Shields Ferry landing. Of the North Shields pubs: The Ballarat, The Sir Colin Campbell, The Mariners Arms, The Prince of Wales, The Porthole, The Olde Hundred, The Top House....all emptied and kicked the living shit out of every mackem who bothered to turn up. Remember that mackem who got his living life kicked out of him by the one eyed Burgo brother and jumped into the Tyne to escape? I do.

They were still doing that 'seven nation army' shiit chant 5 or 6 years after the rest of Europe* got sick of it. *For any mackems reading, its a place football is played outside of Brexit.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-first-to-wear-replica-tops.1318827/ First to openly cheer a paedophile on the wing First to celebrate a self-confessed fascist manager in the PL First to assault a goalkeeper during open play First to lose our star centre-forward after calling his mother a n*gger This game's fun....

How come the need to be patting themselves on the back all the time. Exactly how insecure do they feel. Ahem... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.1312123/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.996530/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.902275/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.1227271/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.887239/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.831828/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-fans.831594/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/search/15348690/?q=our+fans&o=relevance&c[title_only]=1 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/search/15348789/?q=our+support&o=relevance&c[title_only]=1 What a bunch of absolute bellends!

https://twitter.com/_thomasclements/status/818905884818542593 Oh @_thomasclements... you rapscallion!

Thought they cancelled that due to lack of cash? Whatever. But 'big massive' is a tautology and for that reason I hope it collapses during rush hour.

Wagner spotted at ponteland airport hastily arranging a banner, plus offered free privileges on all schoolgirls in SR postcode Chinese takeaways.

Another 'Sunderland....yeesh' Brexit article, all the way from the USA. Wonder how many of these whoppers post on ready to groom: Great that sunderland (the town) is still seen worldwide as a place populated by backward racist hicks, while sunderland (the club) remain a nonce-harbouring nonce-fest with noncey fans cheering on peados and fascists and doling out racism to their own player's mothers. We punch horses. I just burst out laughing. http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/12/30/505410043/in-pro-brexit-english-city-a-jobs-crisis-is-averted-but-for-how-long?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=2058

I was better than Gouffran that season...and that was the year I got Swine Flu

Had genuinely forgot about Murphy. That looks a very underwhelming team, if Colback is the default cover for Shelvey then thats the first thing that needs to be addressed this window.

I'd take Honeydew, Ledger and Embleton in a heartbeat, probably Maja and Mika too. So would most PL clubs, don't anyone here pretend otherwise.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus. Is this.....just normal over there? I imagine sunderland race relations threw in the towel sometime in the nineties and just left the clampetts to it.

God: "Vini Reilly by the way, is way overdue a revival. It's good music to chill out to" Tony Wilson: "Yeah you're right" God: "I usually am"

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/nickybutt-446757.jpg http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/e1/pd/4221396001/4221396001_4024971541001_Alan-interview-vs.jpg?pubId=4221396001 Pair o'cnuts. Merry Christmas one and all!

He was sh*te. Went to BCFC. And China. Just sh*t. Next.

The prosecution rests...

ok so, this is happening...

I don't have a 'mackem at work' story but I do have a 'mackem at work's xmas-do nite-out as someones plus one' story, and yep, the wonderful 'haha Burton Albion' trope featured almost immediately. "looking forward to Burton tomorrow? haha rofl*" *implied "Yeah I am actually, they've.." "Chelsea on wednesday man, amazing to watch. They'll be champions by Easter. If youre gonna get beat, might as well get beat by the best" "Who you got tomorrow?" "Watford" Changed topic at that point. Canny lad, but what a f*ckwit. He also really loved Coldplay and talked about them at length. "And a fun night was had by all" End scene.

Must be a european reference. "This is NUFC airways at Ponteland Airport, departing to Milan, Barcelona, Munich, Bruges, Marseille, Lisbon, Bilboa, that place in Sicily where they never stopped throwing sh*t, That stabby place in Belgium, that shithole in Ukraine, that place in I think Latvia where the prostitutes wouldnt leave us alone, and also Basel before they were good" "This is sunderland international airport, go to the departure lounge where WH Smiths now has a special on Toblerones. Not just the small ones, the medium ones too. "

What? The airport? Just...why? Whats the beef with the airport? Or is powered flight just a concept they struggle with, like 'self-awareness' and 'ambition'.

Fast forward to Sept 2017, Short and his chief execs are in discussion... "Ugh we still have 35,000 tickets for Wigan on Monday night. We can't give them away" "Have we tried?" "It's all we've tried"

Just them, West Brom and the reigning champions.

I would happily take second place if it meant Chris Hughton smacking Pardew upside the head with the championship trophy as he slopes off to the job centre. I genuinely don't get the hype about Pickford. Admittedly I've only seen him in a full match once when they were being dry-bummed by Arsenal, but he was mediocre at best and a rabbit-in-the-headlights flustered mess at worst. The fact the mackems are bandying around a price second only to Buffon is the true definition of delusion. Moyes is looking increasingly like a man who has been sold a pup. Publicly declaring a relegation battle 2 (TWO!) games into the season, and loudly mithering his lack of funds a month early, these are not the signs of a confident set up.

http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ice-cube.jpg "It's the Wiggan you love to hate..."

Looks like they accidentally had their annual run of form 6 months early. Oh well, keep flushing. Keep flushing. Also, Pickford really isn't all that. Pulling off a camera-pleasing full stretch dive then getting completely lost on a corner does not a £25 mill keeper make.