bhoywhonder

Just leaving this here.....aficionado as I am for local news and hard-hitting irrefutable statistics: In precis: figures per 100,000 per capita of obese NHS admissions: Newcastle - 28 Gateshead - 69 Durham - 98 S. Tyneside - 102 sunderland - 135 So that's that mackem myth put to bed. Try skipping Greggs for breakfast next time you wobbly nonces.....

Yup.

Is that the rugby kit then? (Not the one on Ennis, which for personal reasons I'm hoping that red band is detachable)

When I had a ST and had the Bairn always went to either Milecastle or 5 Swans... easy to find a quiet spot and both have kiddy menus for scran A fresh bucket of sawdust does not constitute a new carpet in my opinion.

Whilst far from relaxed lets be realistic...our only remaining away game is against a team who've lost what, 7 on the bounce? Leicester will be champions this time next week, spurs just lost their best player and likely to be reeling from a sickening Chelsea equaliser. Mackems have been lucky so much the last 4 seasons, they're luck's run out. Circled the drain once too often. Chelsea, Everton, Stoke away and someone else....Four points a probability, likely less. So what I'm saying is, Norwich to stay up.

Colback would definitely be the receiver. But would he be a 'wide receiver'? Course, they're all 'wide receivers' by the time i've finished with them.....

Hmmm....our 'mag at work' stories really need more fleshing out. 2/10, needs more lying.

Shoo in. Made the same mistake for years. I'm on tenderhooks too see whether they'll pass mustard......

Really? If spurs don't beat chelsea it's goodnight Vienna in my opinion.

I actually made the effort to watch safc-arsenal. On todays showing, I wouldnt be surprised if the nonce-botherers didn't win - or lose - another match all season. Hippoheed has the 'don't lose at all costs' mentality entrenched, but they haven't got the quality to press on and win. 4 games, 4 draws imo. Norwich - who the hell knows? They've blown hot and cold for weeks now, and it could only take one freak win to see them ok. So over to you Rafa, three games, nine points. Do it, do it, do it........

Weirdly that 0-3 gesture she's making with her thumbless mitts is also the ratio of brain cell to incisors she has. That mouth, like a row of bombed houses man.

He is, proper flat-track bully imo, like Ruud van Nistelrooy was at one point. Probably explains why he always scores against us.

Yeesh, their entire pitch looks like one of those trompe l'oeil street paintings. Whats it meant to be, a bottomless pit? A swimming pool? I mean, just why?

Bet the away entrance is still a knocked-thru terrace house though.

"Human thumb-in-a-suit" © C. Brooker "Like a living Toby Jug filled to the brim with warm piss" © S. Lee Frank Skinner's class tho, one of the top three stand-ups ive ever seen. WBA can f*ck off fwiw...

Louise Trout-Horse Taylor is a mackem scribe writing for the accuracy-phobic sh*tstirrers-supreme Guardian. http://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/apr/19/newcastle-united-v-manchester-city-premier-league-live 'nuff said.

Oh yeah.....I need to rethink my life.

I just report the news from the other side so you dont have to go there! I worked in Doxy park man, I like to open peoples eyes to the lunacy I saw on a daily basis for 5 long years... *shudder*

Over on Rapey to Groom, the nonces are outdoing themselves tonight. From... Haha City 8-nil lol!! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/what-would-you-give-for-8-nil-city.1221769/ Bet on city, buying money lol!! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/man-city-to-score-over-2-5-goals-tonight.1221778/ To.... Excellent result for us http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/good-result-for-us.1221853/ How the hell did the mags not trounce city? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/opportunity-lost-for-the-mags.1221852/ At a guess, about 15 threads about tonight's game. And then usual 'whats best - pointing left or pointing right?', 'recommend me a moon to stare at', 'my next doors neaybours dog geet sh*ts aaal owa - advice?' Im beginning to think relegation for either - but not both - will be a blessed relief...

No need, they'll just go in dry like every other time. Ok, teeth gritted, lets get this over with....

Wouldnt think so, unless its financial irregularities/Administration or fielding an illegible/suspended player, the FA just stick to lining their pockets with all that lovely lovely money. Though I seem to remember Arsenal and Man Utd losing points after a full-on brawl that involved more or less everyone on the pitch. Probably because half of them still think the Earth's flat and his footage confuses and angers them.

Pth, but could he do it on a wet tuesday night at Wigan? Oh yeah...he tried. It was a resounding no.

Your face is obsessed Yessssssssssssssss

Praying for an uneventful 0-0 which gives everyone who sees it eyeball cancer with it's unwatchability. Sent from my sh*tty HP laptop using curry-stained fingers

So, the 'not bothered, certainly not obsessed' noncefacists down the road on today's events.... Pre match - 58 pages: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-for-fun-newcastle-v-swansea-prediction.1220087/page-58 In match - 31 pages http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-vs-swansea-come-on-you-swans.1220820/ post match - lost count http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/a-result-like-that-has-been-coming-for-weeks-now.1220893/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/doing-them-a-favour.1220890/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/true-geordie-latest-video-after-swans-match.1220910/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastles-run-in.1220912/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/well-after-the-mags-win-how-do-you-feel.1220921/ Bonus classyness http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-scum-still-applauding-the-17th-minute.1220852/ Pray to Allah these f*ckers finally slope off this season. Horrible paedononce dog botherers, squirming in their wretched hive of villany. But thanks for beating Norwich, much appreciated.