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I wonder if that's an official job title? 'What do you do?', 'I'm the Boss'. 'The Big Boss?' 'Aye......even my PA has a PA"

Look at Sir Bobby in that photograph. Stoic and unshakable in his ethos even in the face of unrelenting media criticism. Such pride, such dignity... Look at Taylor in that photograph. The snood and wig combine to make a perfect facsimile of a giant foreskin, tugged down to reveal a monochrome bell-end. Such pride, such dignity....

Odd that despite their bravado, they appear sh*t scared of facing our strongest 11 at any time. They were praying for injuries and straight reds last night, believe me. It's not their cup final, It's their f*cking world. We are, and will always be, the raison d'etre for a very large proportion of their following. FTM RTF marra.

From what ive seen of the mackems they seem to base 90 percent of their game on sitting back, soaking up pressure and relying on the odd break-away attack. This is why they grind out awful 0-0 and 1-1 draws all the time, win about 1 in 8 and when it goes wrong (Soton, City) they get their arses handed to them. If the midfield do their job properly and cut this out at source then thats 10% left for speculative shots and punted crosses. Even with the wobblyness of Dummet and Alnwick, and providing colo is on his game it should be pretty straightforward to avoid our goal being peppered from every angle. So sh*t boring draw then.

Abysmal today, again. He redeemed himself a while back, but his boom-bust cycle is right in the sh*tter ATM.

Sold a complete pup here, based on performances so far. I stand to be corrected, but he stunk the place out with every touch (or lack thereof)

Nah Alan 'treadwater' Pardew and his 40-pointed water wings will bob about for just long enough. Manager of the Month doncha know.

Cracking stop Alnw....Christ.

So approx 200 mins play, 8 goals conceded. The mackems will be chimping themselves silly for friday.....

Is it too late for those locked out to get a refund?

Riviere man. Not one to jump to conclusions, but we've been sold a pup there.

F*ck me. Clinical.

*dusts hands* And thats the end of that chapter.

http://cuboidal.org/lebowski-treehorn/images/11-theresult.jpg Well I enjoyed it!

Wait til Sunday man, the f*cker will be in a sweet shop in Kilmarnock #ObscureRef

FFS, no pressure catch fumbled, benteleb unmarked. Playing catch up for no reason. Balls.

Can I just say at this point.... "Stadium of Light (Sunderland)"

No offence, but the RTG Ministry of Nonsensical Hypothetical Bullshit Questions is thataway>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/forums/pure-football.86/

Jesus,a motivational poster template? Completely misconstrued as well. I look forward to their 'Downfall' parody next or possibly a picture of Newcastle city centre pubs with the tagline 'All your Base are Belong To Us'

Ah right, The Newcastle Hero? Its a right dump that, should herd them all in there then. If they're determined to meet up why not do it in a sunderland pub? Its not as if they've got a massive trip, its what, 40 minutes on the metro? This sounds like a recipe for disaster.

They'll trash the place. Isn't that the one they're moving to make way for an M+S Simply Food? Maybes that's why they're doing it, save a few quid on demolition....

I think it can be summed up in a relatively simple equation: Obsessive small man syndrome + Absolutely nothing to do in that ramshackle hovel + High unemployment/lot of time on hands - self esteem = This sh*t. RTF (Official second team of the Premiership marra, FACT)

thats hiludicrous From what I could see, for the second half Colback was doing what Tiote used to do....win the ball and pass it to someone more technically able. Quite what Tiote was doing is another matter.

I think I misunderstood the assignment!

I'm not disputing the origin of the word 'Paki'. That's clear. I'm disputing why anyone should hold it up as some sort of beacon against 'political correctness' and mither when they're taken to task. As appears to be happening on that ludicrous thread on RTG. What could you possibly gain by proving the word 'Paki' is an abbreviation of 'Pakistan' or 'Pakistani'. Surely that's taken as read?