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True - Because the criteria is "Premier League's 100 best Players' not 'Best Players who may have graced the Premier League, for however brief a period'. He was undoubtably top ten in his prime (see bolded text) - it just happens most of his prime was pre-premier league. Christ, I feel dirty even typing 'premier league'

I think we're all being a bit hypocritical here....I'm sure like me you all still have your 5-in-a-row t-shirts from '07. The one's we definitely produced and wore en masse? No? Well, surely you must remember when we all chipped in to raise 3 grand for the fly-by over the 'stadium of light' (not that one) to celebrate? Cos, you know, the whole 'in-a-row' thing...it is a thing now? right?

Love Feyenoord....love how the soft c*nts capitulated against us meaning we then qualified from the group stages of the CL* *"Champions League" marras, its a popular competition you may have heard about.

Awwwww, they did a little 'Premier League' sleeve badge and everything. Attention to detail, bless.

That's probably the best back four we can muster, and should be ok. I suppose it depends on whether they go for: a. Pacey through-balls to a 34-year-old on his last pay-check b. High balls to a p*ssed-up bean-pole who so far couldn't score in a brothel with 100 quid tied to his Johnson. c. Wide balls to a Johnson who could only score in a council-run orphanage. (Allegedly).

F*ck me! 5 reasons, and none of them matter in the slightest! I attended their 'airshow' once in about 2008 - you couldn't see a thing because of the sea fret and every doylem within a 5 mile radius seemed to be attending for the sole purpose of drinking cans of Fosters in public. To all you mackems reading - I could post a hundred reasons why Newcastle is better than that sink-estate poundland you call home. But I don't need to. And you all know why.

Captain of who though?

The problem with a lot April fools day sh*t is that many of them are quite credible. This morning, The Journal had Richard Branson buying the Farne Islands for his new home and the Chronicle had Cheryl Cole joining Geordie Shore, both just prompted my response - 'Good try, but thats Exactly the shit they would do anyway' So Colback for Capo? I could see Carver do that in a heartbeat.

http://i62.tinypic.com/2v7xaf8.png Ah a Mackem calling us s***, he must be right. HE?!? *squints* Oh yeah.....well done, erm, 'Gorman'. F*cking hell....life on wearside.

Remember when he was "worth 20 million"? Tatty bye tatty heed, dont let the door knock your arse on the way to the Turkish league....

Hi Adam, think you'll be back for the derby marra?

Maxwell: "I'd rather be eaten by crabs"

The amount of 'Dont care cos if he plays against the mags, we win! Then bail expires, trial, whatever, f*ck club PR, Hooray for paedos' ....it defies belief. I keep forgetting they won 'Classiest Fans' RTF.

Hmmmm..Such confidence. Who'd have thought they'd just been 'Dicked' 4 nowt by fellow strugglers at home. Bless, they get in such a tizz over us!

Poyet's in the basement Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government The man in the SAFC coat Badge out, laid off Says he's got a bad cough Wants to get paid off.....

31. We welcome players from all over the world.... http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/sunderland-monkey-chant-fan-banned-after-racist-gesture-at-west-brom-s-lukaku-1-5921859 32. And their mothers.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/6680048/Darren-Bents-mother-suffers-racial-abuse-by-Sunderland-fan.html 33. And sometimes the kids too..... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/adam-johnson-arrested-england-player-questioned-over-allegations-of-sex-with-girl-15-10081196.html Jealous as f*ck owa heya marras.

He seems to have tried and executed him on the basis that the rest of the squad act like dicks on a night out. I actually think it's an interesting article but the timing does reek of 'I told you so' despite not knowing the full details. It also hints that the man himself is shot to pieces in private and in all likelihood - guilty or not - won't be the same again. And that suicide joke was incredibly bad taste imo.

From Twitter.....He speaks for us all! (apart from the favourite player bit)

What a conniving little arsehole Scholes has become. "Jonny is an old team mate of mine and a bloke I like, but lets put that to one side for a moment". Then totally fails to put it to one side for even a sentence in a horribly biased excuse of an article. That reads like some half-pissed online man utd blogger ranting to impress his mates. How a so-called 'quality' rag has the temerity to print that garbage is beyond contempt.

Jesus christ. RTF marras. "Welcome to sunderland: Hooray for Paedophiles!"

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/police-consider-action-over-threats-to-name-alleged-victim-after-arrest-of-sunderland-s-adam-johnson-1-7139940 If nothing else, SURELY this has to bury their "Classy Fans/Respected Throughout Football Marra" mantra. In the space of a year we've had staunch defence of a self-proclaimed 'Heil hitler' saluting fascist, and now full on 'voluble rendition' support of a man arrested for paedophilia..... http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/there-s-only-one-adam-johnson-fans-get-behind-sunderland-star-after-child-sex-arrest-1-7137678 These aren't the actions of a classy array of respected fans. Theyre the actions of a bunch of complete shithouses.

Pro di Canio chants ("yous dont know the whole story marras"). Story = Nazism. Pro Johnson chants ("yous dont know the whole story marras"). Story = Paedophilia. You stay classy sunderland. RTF.

Bored with trying to forge bizarre one-sided bonhomie to Feyenoord/Bilbao/Liverpool/Man City/Ireland, this numbnut mackem has looked elsewhere for his pretendy love-in..... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/fan-wears-baffling-half-half-shirt-5244517 "Please be our football friends marra, pleeeease"

Most expensive in the region - 9 north of the Tyne, one south Crappest in the region - 9 south of the Tyne, one north "Aye, but outside the city centre neecastles a right sh*thole marra....."

Agreed None of the players would be able to get in for training They'd be ok, they train at the 'Academy of Light' which is of course in...... South Tyneside. It appears even SAFC distances itself from sunderland at every available opportunity!