bhoywhonder

Wembley is still Wembley FFS! The O2 arena is on the other side of London, big white thing, used to be the Millennium Dome? She was confused and thought otherwise. Hence hilarity ensued (in my head)

Re the O3 joke - Not wanting to come across all 'mag at work', and this does sound fictional, but I assure you its 100% genuine. Our office's resident vowel-mangling fatty from houghton only ever talks about safc when nufc are involved, so obviously first thing Monday she made a bee-line for me. Her opening gambit was about renaming Wembley 'the O3 arena', but I didn't cotton on to be honest and asked what she meant. So by way of explanation she started: "Well, you know how Wembley's called the O2 arena now...."

(fast-forward 8 years) "So having led Newcastle to a famous 3-0 win over our local rivals, and seen us safely to the cup final, I rose to my feet and calmly spoke: "My work here is done, godspeed to victory, semper fi my young charges". "With that i walked slowly to the door to thunderous applause, where Nelson Mandela and Kaiser Wilhelm were waiting in the car *hic*

ST holder since 04-05, finally cancelled last week. Mate cancelled his and got confirmation email back straight away, but after 2 days I hadn't received one so rang the box office. Their reply? "Sorry, but we really are receiving a lot of emails this week...."

Might as well have said "I know you are, but what am I?" Useless tw*t. What an absolute charlatan he is, and the thing is, he must know it. How could he not?

This time last week I was buzzing for the match.....but with Cabaye gone and Remy and Gouffran out I have a horrible feeling about this. I just can't see where our goals can come from. Would take 0-0 right now, thats how low my expectations are under the current regime. Reet, off to hope the pre-match Vedett can blank out the rest of the afternoon. HTL

Which prompts the new question, who would you take, Tiote or Bridcutt? 'Cutts for me like....

The classiest fans in the land outclassy-ing each other again..... Seriously, in 2014? And it's must HAVE ffs http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/4-black-lads-in-a-range-rover-sport-on-the-a19.871311/

Yes, typos happen. It really isn't a big deal. Unless it's a 14 year old, a bedsheet and the word 'boycoutt'. Then it's replayed ad infinitum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POLYTECHNICHNICHS LOLS!

EU application? (stamp) Rejected

Poyets face on that photo man....has a certain 'Planet of the Apes' Quality to it. "Your ape...he spoke" http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25838328

He did. Also said he'll be supporting us this weekend he said. Mentioned the derby and all. Think he wanted an individual mention Didnt you get one? Listen again to the presser, at 04:42.... "And to 'bhoywhonder' in the Leazes, thank you for you're continued shouting of 'Get it past ze first man for f*cks sake' at my corners.....you think I did not hear you? I heard you. I heard you *whispers* every time mon ami"

First half he was unplayable, unreal his close control, considering what an ungainly frame he has. Would love to see him get a few games 'under his belt'.

Must be close to being the most populated NUFC forum online TBH.

Not being funny but....are we still doing the 'North East Top Dogs' trophy this year? Just, it seems to have slipped off the radar recently...it's as if it only really exists in certain years, and then ceases to exist in others. Surely that's not right, that would make it almost unique in world football, right?

Just head-butted the concierge in the lift at the Malmaison.....out of the next 3 apparently.

Mackems will be chimping each other silly for saturday now....

ludicrous......

this is happening.....shouldve had this wrapped up by HT

Apparently not then. Still looks like one to me but I am watching it on a tiny screen. Nah 'adjusted his feet'....and fell on his arse.

Nah, Dutch I think....

Booooo-arrrrrrr

Oh FFS.....

Hatem, dive man.....

dat body swerve