GideonShandy

Odds-on to finish in the top four. https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/top-4-finish So should be able get better than evens to finish lower. Fivethirtyeight predicting we finish fourth, four points ahead of Liverpool in fifth. 54% chance of a CL spot. https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/premier-league/ Happy days

Worrying

And it disrupted Burnley who at that time looked like our main competition for the third relegation spot and in fact ended up in that spot.

Or Maddison Summer.

"Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp says his struggling team need to go "back to basics" to improve their form." https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/64252849

Did he say "Enjoy the game"? I always like that bit.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/ivan-fresneda-representatives-touchdown-london-25975790

And if players don't get suspended for cat-kicking then they shouldn't be suspended for drink-driving.

Someone already mentioned Chris Wood. Maybe Michael Johnson? Or Tyson Gay? Definitely not this guy.

Oh no it wasn't.

Always seems to have a terrified look on his face. Even when he's just taking a throw-in.

Couple of years ago people were claiming Bobby Madley resigned as a ref as he was shagging dogs.

"Danielle Reyna, wife of former US captain Claudio, says she reported the incident to US Soccer on 11 December. She said it was "unfair" that "people were trashing" her son, 20, when Berhalter had done something "much worse" at a similar age." https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/64168700

Amusing that his brother inspired this thread's title.

Piss artist. Allegedly.

Tried to start a chant of "Your support is pretty good" but it didn't catch on.

Hauled off

Xhoke

Had forgotten about that classic https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/19/wayne-hennessey-is-desperate-to-learn-about-the-nazis-roy-hodgson-crystal-palace

I hate Sunderland too. And Leicester.

Each missed 3 out of 5

Former Mackem Jason Steele in goal for Brighton

They play fine for me. Must be unavailable in the UK but available in the US. Sorry like.