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I hear the King fancies him and wants to "take him home"? (Brummie lad apparently?)

I think he just rebooted his Twatter account recently.

Wonder which poor fuckas the fat lad will suck the life out of next?

Yep, I still talk s**** for them! https://issuu.com/truefaith1892/docs/true_faith_135/46 I`ve read their (And your) stuff for quite some while and always found it (Often) informative & interesting but not that entertaining. As one lad once said to me in the back page "There's only so many times you can Ashley a fat bastard".

According to my worthless opinion, I figure that every week we creep towards the bottom of the table, the club,potentially looses value. The big fella either cashed out on a quick sale, or stands to loose millions by gambling on, what current form suggests, could be an arse twitching end to the season (Assuming the usual Ashley January mid season non investment)

Reads like a parody

Pardew gone was 2014's Xmas gift, Ashley gone for 2017? ...& its such a treat now to hear him dispensing his vast knowledge & football acumen in typical articulate manner every other live game on sky.

"60 clicks"? f*** off man. Rabbit punching Lee Bowyer was one of the few salient highlights of his unmemorable career. 24 carat cock

Excellent read

This...RIP still mind

Just reported he's On a charge like (Just seen it in the other thread mind?)

Accentuates the positives about signing fuck all!

Must have an early bus / train /chopper to catch

Lee f***ing Ryder ladies and gentlemen. That to me reads "I know s*** so I'll be noncommittal and then I can claim to be right whatever happens down the road". He is ITK, right on the inside track!.. of knowing absolutely nothing. Should be a mandatory 12 month ban for posting any quotes of fiction from that goon

Rather an ankle than a knee like

All you pussies will be clambering over each other to laud the stewardship of Big Mike when he smashes the transfer record by landing a 50m goal machine on deadline day. #inmikewetrust

Regardless of that link (That ive not read) I would say it would be a good move for both parties. Itll never happen mind

caser face

and another

That was a pen imo

For every sir Les there`s a Guivarch

I know your not suggesting we aspire to the levels of Burnley & West Brom

I accept that, in reality, that's our benchmark next season but we`ve not a great deal of flair in the side & no proven goal scorer at that level. One or two bodies of "proper quality" cant surely be beyond our budget man?

Spending is no Guarantee of progression...not in this league. Having said that, the squad is woefully thin of "real " talent. buying squad players isn't going to significantly improve our chances of nicking results at the, say Stokes or West Broms. We struggled against some shite teams last season but this Level is a whole different ball game. I can just see us struggling to score goals...again, resulting in more arse twitching next April / May