Tiresias

quality hit to be fair. That's probably it

last thing we needed

way too early to tell, plenty of early form has dissolved mid season and even late season before but they may well go straight back up, but still long way to go back to the premier league. The fans who arent total wankers probably deserve a bit of fun after so much shit but would be funny to see them languish down there for a while, particularly since the owner is a clear chancer who will go broke if they don't get promoted sooner rather than later

Finally found their level

I thought once the season got started, and it probably still will, I'd start to really care again. While Rafa is here I thought I'll have one last season of nerves and hope, but tbh atm I still feel numb about it. Maybe it's just early days and we haven't won a game yet or anything but I barely checked the forum this week almost by accident. Hope this cunt fucks off soon. Won't the shit head.

Aw way to go to spoil the fun. Do kinda feel very sorry for him now mind

Dude, it's people getting their jollies dressing up like babies. Back in the day people used to keep that shit to themselves. Hardly forced down your throat unless you religiously read every tweet of Neville Southalls though... I mean I'm mainly just bothered by the click bait tbh

SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING I FIND A BIT WEIRD ON TWITTER I MUST GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS RATHER THAN JUST NOT READ IT. THEN I MUST GET SOME MONEY PRINTING AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT ON A NEWSLETTER AS IF THAT IS NEWS TO BAIT SOME CLICKS THE HORROR Seriously, love Southall's twitter, obviously that's a bit of a left turn from his usual giving a platform to mental health / trans rights / disability advocacy it usually is but honestly who gives a shit. Media clickbaiting with tales of 2 people getting upset on twitter needs to be banned

Well, good..I suppose... That story of Rafa playing footy in his office imitating Torres

Possibly huge Giggs but has anyone posts pennants shit about Rafa from his book, proper cringeworthy shit. Does he know how much of a bell end he is making himself out to be? https://twitter.com/MoMoneyMoSalah/status/1029473434181554181

Captain Birdseye

He may not be great but he's not as bad as some make out and Rafa clearly likes him. Good news.

Is there a twat shortage over there or something?

I still can't quite get over the time he got lackeys to really blatently and clumsily put a microphone in a room with the MPs when they were inspecting a Sports Direct labour camp warehouse

Hmmm maybe make him toxic but I think also gives ashley an easy line of attack that will hurt us. Makes us seem the unreasonable ones.

Hmmm have to say harassing random celebs very loosely connected seems the kind of behaviour that will lose friends rather than make them. Go after the stores he owns etc I'm on board but pr clients of Bishops? Why?

Only out till february potentially. Which means that ashley doesn't even need to splash out in January for cover as only another month! The ideal outcome for Ashley, potentially cripples any attempt by rafa to push on especially in cups by leaving him short in an important area AND doesn't have to spend a dime.

confirmed dead yet?

On the contrary a friend of a friend is his neighbour and apparently he is a very nice young lad (albeit may not see all that much). Said friend of a friend brought along free tickets he got off him for one game.

Good tackle ref

Tbf didn't know she hadn't left yet by time of that article

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/02/newcastle-rafael-benitez-really-worried-squad-depth "While Benítez is disappointed to have lost a key ally in his former press officer Wendy Taylor, who has joined the Football Association where she will work alongside Phil Neville"

She left to do pr for England women's football team so probably shouldn't get any stick for this really

In retrospect perez for muto would have been the change to make then, but even though I think atsu has been pretty poor of late, didn't expect him to be THAT poor.