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Bournemouth West Ham or Newcastle I know what's the more attractive club Aye, West Ham by a mile atm.

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I still think he'll stay, especially after the comments from his fatha. He always wanted to come here, even when it was looking pretty obvious which way we were headed, he's now playing under Rafa Benitez and has an opportunity to be an integral part of a pretty fucking special rebuilding process. Or he has the opportunity to go and play for Alan fucking Pardew at Crystal fucking Palace. Not necessarily be guaranteed a game with Bolasie and Zaha loved down there (although Bolasie may be off, if not now - but defo January when the trap door is opening wide) and most likely say bye and hi as we pass Palace on the way back up.

Awful receding hairline and dreadful fashion sense. 4/10.

Sturridge is such a bottler, he's been fucking hopeless in this tournament.

I f***ing hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this f***ing orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us. I don't think the last sentence was necessary there.

Really wanted to laugh at Wolves', especially with The Money Shop as their sponsor. Then I remembered our sponor.

I thought the CCTV showed the opposite and she was standing up straight and sober in the doorway ?

Sissoko 2 goals

Mitro

Sack him.

Ipswich (A)

Monk signing players for his replacement 3 months down the line, what a selfless man.

Already seen a number of people coming out with the whole 'hope he gets his legs broke on his first game so he can never play again'. Aye, hopefully a man who's had the best years of his career taken away from him in a potential miscarriage of justice finally makes his return to doing (what is likely) the only thing he knows that can make him some money so he can support his family, has his legs broken on his first game. Poetic justice!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-terrifying-female-russian-ultras-8224227#rlabs=1%20rt$category%20p$5 Tbf the only times I'd be near lasses that decent is if they were trying to kick my head in, so fair's fair. Edit: this has killed me. 'Maternity leave' from hooliganism? "OK Yana when you back we kick you to f*** - right in the C-section, bitch."

Slovakia celebrating like they've won the Euro's by finishing 3rd

Walker has probably been the best player in the tournament for us so far, Clyne is dogshit in comparison both defensively and offensively.

To sign... all the players.

Too fuckin' right, Bob. I'm not having 6 inches cut off my tool for nee lass.

This is phenomenal :lol:

Anyone got a full video of this ? Switched it on at 88 minutes so missed it all.

Didn't know she was a toon fan, like. Must have happened when Shearer stuck his rod in her.