Sean

It's damage limitation, he's telling everybody what to think. It's much easier to defend a poor run of 3 games than it is to explain away our form since the turn of the year. It's worked for him before but less and less are falling for it as they are seeing through him. Remember this guy has had training in how to handle the media (I remember it being mentioned when he was appointed) so he's well aware of these deflection / blame shifting techniques he uses. I just fail to see how he's fooled some people for so long, it's clear to see he's a fucking terrible manager, and a cunt of a man to boot.

Hopefully after a heavy defeat to Stoke today this slimy cunt will be given his p45.

If I was Remy I'd be in no hurry to get back before the season ends tbh.

I'm not advocating we buy any of these players just to be clear but I think they are preferable to Cisse; Carroll, Benteke, Long, Jelavic, Lambert, Rodriguez etc. We will probly end up having to keep him due to how poorly our club is ran But all things being equal I don't personally I don't feel he has the required attributes to take us forward This argument about "can't create anything for himself" is just irksome. Surely you would want a well-functioning TEAM effort to get the service to the striker(s) whomever they may be. If Cisse was slightly capable of creating something for himself, and scored one or two goals in the last few games, it would just paper over massive gaping cracks (Loic Remy does, and we're still a s*** team with him on the pitch). The pont is simple he can't do a lot of things. He can't hold it up well He can't run in behind He can't link play well Its not about him creating chances for himself its about fitting in to a overall structure. Tactically if you select Cisse you are limiting yourself as you have to make him the focal point of the team and IMO he's not good enough to fill this roll. Agree with this, I've been saying the same for a while now. He's not great at anything, when he's not scoring(his whole time here bar the first 4 months) he's pointless.

He's got absolutely nothing about him except finishing. Except he hasn't been finishing chances for well over a year now. He's only looked good for 4 months out of his whole time here.

Just came in here to say I backed Man Utd for a 4-0 win, made £60 from a £1.50 stake. Were so predictably shit its unreal. Looks like I'm not the only one.

I hope we get battered today, that line up is fucking disgusting. No Ben Arfa? Starting Dan fucking Gosling when he's got no future here? What the fuck goes through Pardews head. I'm not watching, gonna go for a walk or something instead. Thats why I want Pardew out, he's actually killed my love of football and NUFC.

Because it's the Alan Pardew thread in a Newcastle United forum. A thread dedicated to the detailed discussion of Alan Pardew, in a forum dedicated to the detailed discussion of Newcastle United. Unless I'm missing something pretty big, the idea of it is that we debate and discuss issues related to Alan Pardew, in the wider context of Newcastle United. So any reasons why he's not shit then? I'd like to see you at least try to make some up.

Was it level? What fucking tools man. Feel a bit for Southampton. They play some really nice stuff.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley. I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone.

I'm starting to really like Meyler.

Spot on there.

First time Ive ever not given a fuck about a last minute winner, ever. And it's all down to this cunt. I'd happily see us lose every game for the rest of the season if it would lead to him getting sacked. He's sapped all the enthusiasm for football out of me with his shit negative tactics and excuses.

Shit manager and a shit man too. Like the total opposite of Sir Bobby Robson.

Great manager and a great man too. Happy birthday.

What a fucking cunt. He should have no future at NUFC himself the utter cunt.

It's clear Gouffran's been making him look much more solid for a while by doing most of his defensive work for him.

Decided to go out for the day to miss this as i was expecting a gutless performance and another beating...sad thing is I'm not even surprised anymore. Gonna go read through some of this thread and watch the highlights to see what happened, but my guess is Pardew was a coward as usual, Ameobi probably started, we may well have had a player sent off(please God not Debuchy again), their players looked up for it and ours didn't. Not sure if I've missed anything.

Nice to see him getting some praise. Tbf the comments are nothing we didn't alrerady know he could offer. Strong on the ball, works hard and doesn't over complicate things. We just had enough of seeing nothing more other than that after 5 year I liked the comment of ‘If Newcastle can afford to let players like him leave on loan then we should go back for a few more!' Lets give them Obertan.

Can we not just get rid of Pardew instead.

14 minutes for Benny...ridiculous.

Die Pardew you cunt.

Anythings possible with the muppet we have in charge.