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We can do better for cheaper.

Aye, he alluded to that in the post game interview after Leicester, that he was injured and then the other guys got injured and he was able to come in and play.

Why is Bruno starting?

More importantly, looking like three absolute dorks here, Jesus. This picture should never have been released.

That win was absolutely massive.

This one was really nice because they actually talked any what's going on with the club and the football. The guardian one is unlistenable man, they just ramble a little bit and how Joelinton is good now and then talk about whether they should talk about Saudi Arabia and that's it.

Still can't fucking believe it.

Find the judgement of this lad insane. Someone was even saying we should try to sell him after 6 months! Let's see what he does after a pre-season with Howe and the squad. I have a feeling he's going to be fucking excellent next season.

Feel like he's young enough to be a left-handed wanker. Anyone who grew up with the internet had to switch so they could operate the mouse with their right... Right?

So glad they got something out of it in the end, this team has been absolutely running themselves ragged this last few weeks. You could see players breaking down left and right, Willock, Longstaff finally missing some games, Bruno's been on one foot for a couple months, you just had this feeling the whole team was falling apart physically and we just had to drag ourselves across the finish line. Can't fucking believe we made it like, absolute heroes.

I remember seeing him clapping the fans with his hand held in a super weird way a few weeks back and thinking that fucker has broken fingers.

He's going to be great as our third center back long term

It makes such a big difference to do your business early. Luckily we've seen some of that already from the owners, they won't be waiting around for bargains like the fat man. They'll know who they want and try to get them locked down for pre season I expect. I mean it's always a shit show with agents and all, but at least we won't be intentionally fucking it off for the first six weeks of the window.

Does this lad have grazing rights yet?

'cause now we're buying only top shelf!

Ooooh Jesus. It's a bad sign that even my wife knows that dickhead's name

I ended up going for Joe as well. Really hard this year, Bruno, Cal, Trips are just as key, and even Miggy and Longstaff are worth consideration. Miggy carried us in the beginning of the season, and Longstaff has been Mr Reliable playing in almost every game. I went for Joe in the end because he's been playing in almost every game as well, and like you said he's been so good no matter what role he's in. Bossing the midfield, and when played as a wide forward he's even been scoring. I can't think of a game where I looked back and thought "well, Joelinton was a bit shit" and I can think of some of those for probably every other player on the team. Big Joe is a wild talent because he's such a good footballer, he just also happens to be an absolute monster.

In the first half he completed fucked up Brighton's game plan with his insane pressing, watching him press the defender, then the goalie, then the other defender, all in a row at full sprint was nuts. Must have been an absolute nightmare for the Brighton players trying to play out the way they do. Miggy was basically pressing three players at once and then when they finally got past him it was straight into Joelinton

Man of the match for me. Would be very curious to see how many take aways he had today, seems like 5-10.

I don't think we can expect any sort of performance from ASM, he looked absolutely crocked when he played four days ago.

He obviously couldn't run man, not an indictment on the player, he just obviously isn't fit.

Why is this guy on the field?

A little kid running around in full kit in the background haha

Hell yes. What a run to close it out, winning the league on goal difference with 4 more goals than 2nd place. Last week's game was a 6-0 win, without that they're right back in this same shit again next year. Well fucking done lasses, no doubt in my mind we'll be pushing for back to back promotions either. I've said it before it's going to be a lot of fun climbing the leagues with this lot.