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Not sure you remember what life was like when we actually were starting Murphy

Nothing he could do about either goal.

...You want to start Murphy?

Watching it stone sober at 8:30am with my wife and toddler, going to be a hell of an atmosphere over here!

Maybe I'm too American for that shit, I dunno. Seems like 100% board-certified Wank to me. I don't want to hate too much on people that enjoyed it, and I guess an FA Cup final is a bigger deal than League Cup, but still... Reminds me of a saying that gets used a lot in Baseball, "Act like you've been there before."

Did we really have a fucking parade for losing a final before? Jesus Christ what a dire idea that is

I can't wait for this to be over

I dunno, I watched the clip a couple times and I feel like you could argue he slipped and the handling was unintentional ? Maybe file it at the absolute last minute so they don't have time to process it? Really this is better, the hope was killing me anyway.

Would an appeal delay the suspension? That's an old NFL trick at least...

I was dying when he says (of West Ham) "So you're trying to play football now, you just don't have the players for it?"

Any idea what time this will be on? Hoping for "before my family wakes up" haha

I was just thinking about digging up the preseason thread, where we were all talking about how finishing 9th would be spectacular. Some things have fucking happened since then huh?

Thought he looked great tbh

It's crazy how many people don't give a shit about their kids. I'm sure this guy is enjoying the heaps of cash he got for telling his daughter to STFU.

Set pieces I dunno, but it is frustrating. As for open play, not a single one of our wingers can put in a cross to save their life, so that's probably that mystery solved.

Second goal there was fucking sweet. Also, it's funny, I watch so many Newcastle games I think I've forgotten what a headed goal looks like.

Going to be a long fucking month waiting for this.

Yeah that's what makes it such a good block he actually moves his head to get onto it, unfortunately that also put him side-on to the impact which makes it so much more damaging.

Have to give him some credit for an absolutely heroic block there. How many times do we see players in the wall ducking out of the way of shots? Constant pet peeve, but I guess this is why. Looked like a nasty free kick too if he doesn't block it. Good lad, Zach.

So's my dick

Fuck, Bruno's pretty good isn't he?

Good god I forgot Cieran Clark even existed. Yeah so next summer without: Clark Dummett Ritchie Shortstaff Fraser Shelvey Wood Darlow That's most of a Championship side we'll be free of. Think we'll really see something after that.

Pretty shrewd business to cut the deadwood in January and build in the summer, really. Slightly frustrating as of course I want to win everything, but if we go into the summer looking at our payroll and not seeing Shelvey, Fraser, Darlow, and Wood, that feels pretty good actually.

Would absolutely love to see the player laying down get just absolutely drilled in the face one time

I needed to hear this, why I am pretending to be in fucking accounts payable over here, let's win some fucking games! Worth remembering that one of the first moves post takeover was a new general counsel, I'm sure to stay abreast of all the FFP loopholes available.