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Think it really helps that his three immediate passing options are Schar, Trips, and Bruno. All really comfortable options there.

Well, that was a fun half of football.

Never thought I'd be refreshing the forum to look for results of an Italian court hearing. What the fuck is wrong with me.

Ah, well, if he cried then that's sorted.

Ahhh that's awesome. Hopefully more coverage to come.

Dortmund have got to be shitting themselves, heading to SJP next sitting on zero points.

I feel like I missed my shot too see a game at all tbh. The only way in now is to buy one of those prawn sandwich packages.

Why are YouTube thumbnails so horrible? That's one thing that really makes me feel fucking old man.

The more I watch that first goal... his header on the interception there is actually aimed perfectly, I don't think that was luck either. What a player.

He kicked one down the fucking tunnel I was thinking in the old days without so many other balls handy that would have been some world class time wasting.

Had a brilliant recovery in the second half too when the oppo player (maybe dembele?) turned Burn and was through on goal. Lascalles turned on some speed I didn't know he had for that one, didn't make a tackle but absolutely put the guy off his shot.

What a fucking goal, that tackle, the curler ahhh man he really does score at least one worldie out of nothing every year. Not a bad time for it!

Fucking hell lads!

Who had the interception for that first goal? Was it lascalles?

Feel like 100m isn't even that much any more. Reasonable midfielders from Brighton go for that now, eh?

Glad he's back, gonna be tough to get into the side after Tino's showing though.

Holy shit

Can't wait to see Dummet vs Haaland in the second half.

It might be fourth division but when they went into a game needing eight goals and he had something like two goals three assists... that shows some real character I think. Excited to see what this dude can do, I hope he gets some real minutes this season. I do feel like it's kind of shit or get off the pot at this point though, we need to see it this season or I'm not sure we ever will.

Lad looked like an old lady trying to hold her 90 pound German Shepard back by the collar. Didn't even slow Burny down

Carried that defender all the way across the box for his goal

Man United's strip here is a fucking shambles.

Because then you're lending credence to the idea that you should be nervous about playing there. "Hey guys we need to go get used to this because otherwise you'll be scared shitless" then the players are thinking "shit, should I be scared?" Totally understand the logic behind treating it like any other ground.

Starting champions League games, seems a bit much. Can't we send him to a Scottish team somewhere he'll never play?