Deuce

Butland crocked?

Some real pace available and a few good attacking options.

Hope (and think) we'll see Mitro today.

Colback really the only sore thumb there. Gouff showed enough last time out that it's not really that egregious starting him again (though I would have Ayoze, personally). Anita's been more than fine at RB and Yedlin just came back from international duty (after not having much time with the squad before heading back to the U.S.). Same with Lazaar.

He is, comfortably.

Nope

Kaiz right now:

http://www.espnfc.com/blog-fifa/story/2944709/fifas-gianni-infantino-open-to-40-team-world-cup-and-co-hosting-by-several-countries

I will weep openly if he suffers any kind of debilitating injury.

Wor Jozy still a CONCACAF killa

Mario Gomez huh. Never woulda known.

Clark

/ you'll never be good unless your country significantly changes it's attitude to the sport We could be plenty good in spite of that.

Threve

Like making love to a slip n' slide.

You've got to be kidding. His forehead just stops flat. You put a spirit level on top of his head and I bet you the bubble couldn't be more central. Well we're not all as shallow as you, Mr. tiny elbows.

DeAndre's a handsome young steed in his own right. Immaculate teeth.

Fuck knas. Couldn't even name all 28 teams in the division.

Messi starts against Uruguay in his brave return to international football after a long 2 months of retirement. What an absolute hero.

Bournemouth over Roma being a "brave move" for an Englishman, fuck me.

Sels Yedlin Lascelles Mbemba Lazaar Hayden Shelvey Ritchie Diame Ayoze Gayle

Chelsea have 38 players out on loan ffs

It'll never cease to amaze me how now it's just accepted as gospel that he's a winger/attacking midfielder despite being a central midfielder his entire career prior to joining us. Same as Gouffran being taken as a wide defensive midfielder.