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Rooney's got some shit on the Queen herself for continuing to get picked.

Mediawatch is required reading these days.

she's got balls, I'll give her that

The idea that Ryan Giggs is entitled to walk into an elite-level job is one of the strangest things I've ever heard. So weird. I mean, it's highly unlikely Bradley gets the job if the owners aren't also American, I accept that. I think it's a well-deserved foot-in-the-door more than anything. But the utter tone deafness of making the cronyism argument for Bradley and then in the same breath suggesting the Welshman should've been hired to coach the team that's in Wales (because that's what it boils down to) is hilarious. I like the assertion that one must play in this league to "understand it." Because no first time PL manager has been successful ever. And one can't, ya know, just watch PL games to learn a little about it.

This Sutton guy's a bit of an idiot isn't he

Of all the shit they spunk their money on, rarely is "financial advisor" included. Not to mention all the hangers-on who spring out the woodwork with their hands out as soon as footballer X makes it big. Which is to say nothing of the fact that pro footballers are, generally speaking, utter morons. And yet it still boggles the mind that anyone could lose so much money so quickly.

Monitoring

Yank cunt

If like many pundits you subscribe to the axiom that the PL exists in a vacuum, you could be forgiven for believing Southampton produced the two.

Brendan Rodgers: Celtic would be top six in the Premier League

I dunno, I think Pardew would see himself as above all this kind of thing. I think he'd relish the chance to be Mr. Billy Big Bollocks. Can already think of the heinous shit that must've flowed from his mouth. "Oi, want ye boy to play at the 'Castle do ye bruv? Got'a pay the King's tax."

It'll be absolutely astonishing if Pardew isn't implicated in this.

That's exceptional tbh. Imagine a team winning a top league with that shit

Course he is. They're all part of that good ol' boys club of English football.

Hmm. *retracts foreskin*

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Colback is match fit ( ), Tiote's not. Colback is a worthless turd of a human being at his very best. Tiote can be serviceable at times. Neither should be anywhere near this club.

There's another thing which bothers me about this lad apart from the brainless haircut, he is unreasonably handsome. Will he still go up for the headers if it means spoiling the hairline or marking up that pretty face? D ain't no bitch.

Big Vurn available next week?

In a perfect world where Siem de Jong isn't made of papier-mache, Diame spells Shelvey in that CM role.