Pons Alias

Did I miss the porn?

Dragged back down to Earth there.

All part of enjoying how stupid and inbred they are

Sunderland smell of poo

Seen the Brexit forecasts - I’m now Hearing that Renault/Nissan want out. They’re going to be fucked in every way possible.

Done according to Twitter

So it wasn't him like?

We've put in a late bid for Tina Arena on loan.

Fixed that for you. Is that from 'The Allnighter'? It's from the bank

Fixed that for you.

There's at least ten minutes on Lysette Anthony as well.

I didn't dare go to see either. I was 13 with no control over my w@nking and a lust for redheads. I'd still be in jail.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-agree-loan-signing-leicester-11945056

Who else reckons Mike would love to see Pardew finish above Rafa? His fat hands are all over this.

“Hello ya bastad!”

Give or take a million quid, our transfer record is unchanged for TWENTY years. Bloody hell.

Give or take a million quid, our transfer record is unchanged for TWENTY years. Bloody hell.

I can’t take the hope any more. I’m off to be a Mackem.

Bottom of this page: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/officers/cNei33fFz49_qFock3vFyKvACWo/appointments

I reckon Ashley is taking another punt on us staying up and then selling us for more in August. PCP happy to be wait and see the risk of relegation is removed or pay less for us if we go down.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/crooks1-e1386068332400.jpg Also, because he's come from Nottingham and pretty much the only decent band to come from there are London Grammar his song should be a rework of Strong: Yeah, he might seem so strong Yeah, he might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles I might seem so strong Yeah, I might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles Depeche Mode? Depeche Mode from Nottingham? Essex boys. Are they? I've always thought they were from Nottingham. Oops. Basildon’s finest.