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Well of course you have to blame Ashley for everything ultimately, but Charnley is a lickspittle who just does the admin - he has no real influence. Carr makes the football decisions, from what I gather. As such, the tactics have been his.

I blame this man for our relegation. He's the football man Ashley has confidence in - the equivalent of Kinnear. He's a failed manager and a football dinosaur. McClaren was *his* choice, and the players brought in were *his* choice. Look at the character of the players signed since he arrived, and you see the cause.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/514848/Rafa-Benitez-Newcastle-staying

Can shag my missus any time he wants.

Tim who?

Straw poll: Survival under Pardew, or relegation as it stands? Relegation for me.

Prepare for years of " Pardew kept you up"

Given the amount of Dog/Kiddie Fucker jokes she is likely to get, I imagine she'll change her name and deny him. Good.

From the sounds of it, he hasn't had any offers.

I beat the Mackems 9-0 in FIFA 12 last night.

Fixed that for you.

Just been reading about the 'acquisitions panel' he worked under at Forest. A big reason why he was appointed here in the first place, no doubt.

Reality is kicking in now. Worried he'll be the biggest missed opportunity in the club's history if we go down.

Chronicle reporting he's out for three weeks with a bruised aura.

You know - if we DO go down, Ashley has taken the sting and some of the hate out of it...

Alan Pardew was, is, and always will be, a horrible, horrible, cunt.

Please, please have someone lined up for after relegation when Rafa goes

Kid at work today telling me we weren't so bad under JFK as we were only 13 when he took Ill. Some f***ing fans these days.

http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2016/03/10/internacional/1457604137_944532.html?id_externo_rsoc=CM http://www.teamtalk.com/news/benitez-agrees-deal-to-replace-mcclaren-reports

TBF I've no idea who the Spanish lot are on Twitter.

This cunt gone yet?

At this point, anyone who can motivate another human will do.

Ryder: "After Andros Townsend was injured, McClaren had to turn to Yoan Gouffran in a bid to make ends meet at he Britannia Stadium as Newcastle inevitably lost 1-0 to Stoke City. Then against AFC Bournemouth, the head coach had few other options but to hand Manu Riviere another chance in attack." Anyone agree with a single word of that?

"What can you change?" One idea springs to mind, Steve...