Scotty66

Do it Pardew, for the love of God,Please.

What was our first offer for PEA?

Will be like glad to see him go tbh especially if we can get some decent money for him. He's had a negative impact on the team for so long and only plays well once every 10 games.

The fuck is that next to Sterling? Leo the Lion or has James "boring" Milner sneaked it in for the bantz.

Is Saivet really that bad? he hasn't exactly been given a good run in the side and I thought he did ok when he did play considering we were under pressure in just about every game.

Would take marv from JLS over gouff.

I would have also taken Rashford tbh,I know it's chucking him in at the deep end but he's been getting goals in big games and seems to be very grounded, as well as having that natural goalscoring ability. Of course there is a risk of him doing something stupid like Beckham against Argentina due to his in-experience,but at the same time there is a chance he scores the winning goal and becomes an instant superstar (In England at least)

Can't believe Townsend has been dropped from the national squad. Perfect player to bring on at 75 mins against tired legs at least. Has proved he can create goals,score goals,(including free-kicks) and beat a man with pace on the inside and out. Bringing him and Rashford on late on in a tight game would cause major headaches for the opposition.

Man City Looks like a bunch of finger print records on the sleeves.

Unlucky San Lorenzo

Then we'll be staying in the Championship for a long,long time

I think (hope) this is the case for a lot of the players tbh. Rafa will convince them to stay but if things are going tits up in January then we'll be faced with a mass clear out.

What are the co-ordinates for? the stadium? Why bother

I asked for a pint of Estrella in Madrid and was told "you can't ask for that here in Madrid, you must say Mahou" No idea what he was on about but I had been drinking Estrella all weekend.That and eating Tapas

But players and managers that Ashley wanted him to find. Players with re-sale value and managers who are yes men. Carr is just doing what he's told. I'm pretty certain the players on his list at 1/2/3 would be amazing signings for us. Lacazette,Aubameyang etc

His criteria has been to find players that can be signed and have a high chance of being sold for more. This is why we are so lop sided as a squad because the players that were brought in didn't arrive to strengthen the squad,just to make money. Thauvin and Cabella have been massive flops but everyone was pretty hyped when we signed those two because of their "potential" I think now for the first time in a long time,Rafa will be telling him exactly the player type he wants. Not just one that "can make us some money in a few years" Carr isn't a bad scout,I think he'll be a lot happier working for Rafa.

He's a scout with hundreds of connections. Rafa knows what he's doing so not a bad thing that he stays. Any more dodgy loan signings though and he can get to fuck

"Have you get anything to say to the fans?" Talks about selling season tickets....

I thought this too. Seemed like there is more to it than he's willing to say. Very much doubt he would do anything he isn't comfortable with though so he'll definitely have a big say in all transfer activity if he doesn't have the final decision.

Is anyone not at least worried a tiny tiny tiny amount how we may fuck this up and finish 3rd and lose the play-offs?

That GIF is one of the all time greats. Love how he points his finger in the 3rd one saying "look look"!

Just realised I wrote all of that post and put Athletico. My bad.

Imagine being a Premier League footballer getting told what to do by those numpties. How on Earth did we not get relegated that season?

All those crazy hammers who got tattoos of the now old badge. You guys

Jose - P-765 W-505 D-154 L-106 WIN % - 66 Ancelotti - P-970 W-565 D-228 L-177 WIN % - 58.25 Wenger - P-1556 W-842 D-344 L-370 WIN % - 54.1 Pardew - P-782 W-332 D-184 L-266 WIN % - 42.5 Kinnear - P-999 W-998 D-1 L-0 WIN % - 100