Shays Given Tim Flowers

Lippi is too low down the list. Only guy who has won everything as manager. This is true.

Jesus. You don’t save those.

Not sure there's any reason why he would want to spend his entire playing career at NUFC.

'too weak'

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark? How can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro? Can I survive in the Jungle by eating my own shoes?

Seems a bit entitled throughout all that.

His first touch for the Rondon assist is something else.

I'd prefer us to win the Premier League than the Champions League.

2009 Shakhar UEFA Cup Winners were good. Brazillian front 5.

Peter Beardsley: A Beautiful Mind

Time to separate the art from the artist.

I came in here to post exactly this. Class. Same.

Benítez signs a 3 year deal or Dave comes back. Choose one?

We live in a world where the most 'un-Newcastle' thing that could possibly happen is also the most Newcastle thing that could happen.

Thankfully, these types of shenanigans are much less prevalent than they are in other sports.

It's a shitty thing to do, not least because of the opportunity it deprives others of.

I mean no one living in the UK (save for NI) is really Irish are they? It's a costume.

Got Rice bitch? Got Rice?

Glenn Roeder too.

Almiron, Rondon and Perez would pose teams a nice range of problems.

Really liked his interview after the Wolves match. Hope he gets to move in the Summer.

Yeah, and I get all this, "oh, Crumpy, you're a brilliant driving instructor, you're stuck in Ashington, while it's Rafa that's off, you know, making all the money, and he's rubbish compared to you". And I go, "don't slag 'im off." I say, "I've been there, I've done that, that's behind me." And I respe-- thing is, we're both good in our own fields. I'm sure Rafa couldn't run and manage a driving instructor business. I couldn't do what-- actually, I could do what he does, and I think he knew that, even back then. Probably what spurred him on. I appreciated this.

Looks like we're going to styx with Hade(n).

You'll do for me bonny lad.