Shays Given Tim Flowers

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#145 What we’re saying now: Not yet played this season, although that’s his own fault as he could have played for Brentford before deadline day if he hadn’t made it abundantly clear he wanted out. Anyway, now sidelined with a knee injury. #87 What we’re saying now: With no pre-season to speak of, it’s only now that Isak is getting up to speed fitness-wise. Impossible to judge him properly before then. Spot the difference.

To the tune of darling Clementine. Woltemade, Woltemade, Woltemade leads the line He scores headers he scores screamers German Geordie, on the tyne Or Woltemade, Woltemade, Woltemade leads the line He's a Giant German Geordie Woltemade on the tyne

Also whilst we're wheeling out Trippier and Burn at Full-back having someone with his pace stops the opposistion full-back getting too far forward.

He was imperious yesterday.

Sat in the upper gallowgate behind the goal and was convinced it was going well wide after he hit it. Great that he has that confidence to take the ball and then score the pen in that way. Seems super committed to the cause and I think he has a lot of room for improvement. Amazing how routinely he can just draw 3-4 oppo players towards him. Was a hard game for him yesterday, particularly in an isolated first half and with an unsympathetic ref but his attitude was absolutely perfect.

He moves his head exactly to where the ball ends up.

This seems like a game you’re attending.

It’s never too early for hyperbole on NO.

Fall off some rocks and develop amnesia.

Cream rises, shit sinks.

Neesys heat map. For real.

Great mornings football lads, loved it.

He wouldn’t be the only Rod in the room.

After retiring from Football Sven Botman went on to have a successful career playing Frankenstein's monster on the West End.

To that end: Gordon 24 Woltemade 23 Elanga 23 Sandro 25 Botman 25 Thiaw 24 Miley 19 Osula 22 Hall 21 A lot of young players on the pitch for us. Particularly noteworthy is the front three.

It was an incredibly dumb challenge for the penalty. Saw the performance from the wide areas as promising last night without being conclusive proof that everything is absolutely fixed and we're going to be this fluid, multiple chance creating, attacking force on Sunday.

It’s nice being able to bring on players who might have a positive effect on the game.

I think I might love him more than I love my family.

Watching his goal in realtime after watching the slo mo. Hell of a finish.

That is absurd.

Shay just came from a non-secular celebration of life?

That press conference is so Bruce 'I don't want to go on about something' proceeds to spend two minutes talking about it. Even has a roll wuh sleeves up at the end. If your vernacular is cliche's it suggests you're somewhat insincere.

Is the shoe horn the new scaped goat?

That’s a big relief.