Shays Given Tim Flowers

Did Laurent Robert score the best individual goal in Premier League history with his backheel against Fulham? Criminally underrated. All the time we have to listen to drivel about Bergkamp, or Rooney's blastie. Neither is a patch on that.

There's not really another player like him is there? He's an absolute merchant of destruction.

Combine the two - big joelinton banner captioned ‘show racism the red card, [insert the tweet]’

He’s been neutralised as our main threat, so we’ve changed the way we’ve played.

Why couldn’t that trivela go in?

20 minute burst at the beginning of the second half turned the game on its head. Wild considering how on the fringes he’d been for the first half.

He’s so quick and carries the ball really well.

Villa over coaching corners to the point that you have all of your defenders within 30 yards of liverpools goal. So fucking amateurish.

Is he not just doing the old Mourinho's available to work press-briefing.

One of the issues of being 'the onion in the bolognaise' is that if we don't win a game it just looks like you've done nothing.

That’s cute.

Cos baby The mags are winning games ably cos after all we’ve got Lewis hall

He never plays like someone who hasn’t played for ages. Really steps up when called upon.

It's not the despair, I can handle the despair, it's the hope I can't stand.

That’s where the burden of proof shifting will really help.

Was the maxi sake subject to APT/regulatory scrutiny?

We should get the guy who came in when we were shit and got us into the champions league. He must know a lot about tactics.

No it’s not.

Our best players aren’t performing and our other players aren’t good enough. All the talk of systems and such, it’s not a deck that’s stacked with talent. Smacks of shuffling deckchairs.

The rock lost to the hurricane. Know your role jabroni.

Mid card wrestling.

No everything is incredibly obvious. Football is littered with panaceas and NUFC is staffed by serial dummies.

Think people were just trying to encourage a bit of perspective.

I’m more of a big picture guy but cool.

No it’s not but generally there has been an improvement in performances Everton, Brighton and City. Which after the way the season started is promising. If we’d have picked up the points in those two games it would have been further indication of this improvement and I think you can see that.