Shays Given Tim Flowers

I met someone the other day whose first two names were Stamford Bridge. His sister was called Chelsea

Yeah but what about Rafa?

Pretty sure that was Harley Quinn.

This is taking the edge off the almighty row im having with my girlfriend now. I probably would have taken a draw and no row.

We are ruthless. Look to have such a solid foundation can only see us improving during the season.

He posts, while the game is still f***ing going, as if this isn't still NUFC. Such a stupid thing to post. We're all over them, we'll win this easily.

He posts, while the game is still f***ing going, as if this isn't still NUFC. Such a stupid thing to post.

Shelvey is so good in this team.

Green high fiving Bartley after that :lol:

Fifa glitch.

We look so much better than at any time in recent memory.

Decent start.

Benteke off to save a point 10 minutes to play..... 1-2 City. :lol:

It was literally his first job after Real. Surely that is a compliment to us

Get him training and see if he merits 45 minutes against Leeds.

One's a f***ing massive disgusting reptile and the other's a Komodo Dragon.

Would love a Komodo Dragon to enter that room.

You know people just applaud at football right?

Mococcko.

Is he really looking at more than a five game ban for this? Would seem excessive.

Absolutely incredible what that foundation has achieved.

Want Palace to go down and Sunderland to stay up so we can right arguably the biggest wrong of the Pardew regime.

He looks so much more mobile at the moment. A very useful player to have in a squad going forwards.

Cardiff hit post, should have scored

Remember what ol dirty said...