Shays Given Tim Flowers

http://www.thedrum.com/news/2016/12/15/captain-morgan-and-wes-morgan-unite-sponsorship-deal-unlike-any-other Wes Morgan agrees to be brand ambassador for Captain Morgan. His contract is great

We pretty much have two strikers.

Shit that's terrible. I was watching poorly rendered footage. Me 2. I've had a glasses prescription in my desk for 10 months.

Assisted Diame.

Seemed to struggle with two forwards pressing our defence all the time. Couldn't pass it across the back four like we usually do.

Sort that tie out Rafa man.

goodnight Mr Tom

'Uncle Joe's mint balls'

Diame! Lovely stuff.

Everton every day of the week. Good club, with a decent history and haven't been relegated for 114 years.

Yeah but I couldn't think of a way to say that succinctly.

Has the same hair but it's the internet sensation Yasin El-Mhanni.

Aarons?

Right then, there's a couple of things in there that have me thinking and would like input from the old gits on here. Our PE teacher 1976-80 (aged 9-13) insisted on no underwear under PE gear (to be fair I still never wear keks under shorts) and he'd watch us now and again in the showers, there'd be about 20 in there at a time (loads of kids in the shower can be dangerous, I saw two split heads and one broken arm from larking about), now though I wonder and that's horrible. We weren't allowed to wear underpants under our shorts for PE either unless we had brought a spare pair and had to prove it. (same era). he also sometimes made us have cold showers as well and made sure we stayed in their with no one allowed out as if "we didn't the cold showers we must be puffs". Do you see anything pervy in it now, looking back ? It just seemed like the norm and something we'd been warned about by other kids before leaving primary school and going to the big school. Not sure what to think now looking back as it's over 35 years ago, but I know my kids don't have showers after pe at school, seems to have been stopped. My P.E. teacher would watch us all in the showers. Year PE there would be about 40 of us in there at one time. Remember being pushed back into the shower by him as I'd not been in there long enough. Sound.

Eddie Howe 'little bits'

Amazed he is VAT registered tbh.

Sick as a dog but this is bang on.

If life has taught me anything....

Fucks sake. Came off our player in the build up and everything.

4 Fuck me

Did Huddlestone get an England cap?

This is the road to Hull

Gorgeous from Jonjo that