Shays Given Tim Flowers

The thing I care about most is Pardew going. Ideally the title goes to the last game, we end up being beaten badly enabling liverpool to momentarily edge it on goal difference only for the Williamson floated set-piece to work deep in injury time.

Fucking 9th. What the fuck is that? It's nothing to be fucking grateful for when half the season is spent showing relegation form. Honestly it's like listening to the rhetoric of a failed restaurant owner on Kitchen nightmares. 'But we're 9th'

A lot of Sports 'Journalism' deliberately sets out to piss people off. I'm sure producers encourage contentious reporting.

Vindicated for beating the worst team in the league. At home. Something we previously failed to do, in a more important game.

League table this time last year. Pos Team Played Points GD 11 Stoke City 36 41 -10 12 Fulham 36 40 -11 13 Aston Villa 36 40 -21 14 Southampton 36 39 -11 15 mackems 36 38 -12 16 Norwich City 36 38 -22 17 Newcastle 36 38 -23 18 Wigan 35 35 -22 19 Reading ® 36 28 -26 20 QPR ® 36 25 -28 Fucking hell how can people advocate the total dick remaining.

Christ.

Mad all over.

No way.

Genuinely reminds me of Rick James in the Chappelle skit. It actually could be a Rick James anecdote.

The actual King Story. I'd be so pissed off if someone took my dinner because they didn't like the look of theirs.

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma. If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters". 'He aint heavy' playing out at the end of the game? Just imagine that playing over the lap of honour.

Prick thinks hes John Rambo now In that case I hope he f***s off to some remote part of Thailand and can only be found by a group looking to venture into Burma. If we win I hope he dedicates it to "the brave Mujaheddin fighters".

Well considering he's no stranger to being sacked this is good news.

All he had to do was not hire Dennis Wise.

"When you're the King you can do what you want."

Sir Bobby was out there way past 62 and he'd suffered bouts of cancer.

You Mehdi Abeid so you can lie in it. That's such Abeid pun.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1059237/Newcastle-United-tycoon-Mike-Ashley-lost-300m-HBOS-bet.html From 2008, and the daily mail (I know) but the headline alone shows that, yeah, Mikey likes a flutter or two. Liking a flutter or two isnt being 'involved in gambling' Nigh on everyone likes a bet tbh. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1926636/Newcastle-boss-Mike-Ashley-wins-1.3m-on-roulette-spin.html partridge.gif Oh you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1059237/Newcastle-United-tycoon-Mike-Ashley-lost-300m-HBOS-bet.html From 2008, and the daily mail (I know) but the headline alone shows that, yeah, Mikey likes a flutter or two. Liking a flutter or two isnt being 'involved in gambling' Nigh on everyone likes a bet tbh. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1926636/Newcastle-boss-Mike-Ashley-wins-1.3m-on-roulette-spin.html

http://i.imgur.com/gQ2z9IY.png shey y I meant it as a compliment though it appears it's not the word to use. You've been consistently excellent since you came back.

The Flasher has been imperious since his return.

Ian's putting people over now.

Snodgrass Shelvey and Colback managed by Pardew. Relegation.

What did everybody else drink?