Shays Given Tim Flowers

Yeah but Prime Shearer and Ba up top

Shearer, Ba, Beardsley

24 matches 1 goal 1 assist v 93 Matches 18 Goals 14 Assists I liked Merino but come on.

They should have adagio for strings as goal music

Sorry.

I is plural in Italian so they might accept it.

Four goals Harry, four! That’s insane.

Quelle surprise.

Princess Diana’s favourite ice cream.

The movement in that video compared to our team

Isn't he on about Adam Johnson?

Mrs. Eto’o fell in love with Dagestan.

Was it Dyer who had the mystery illness whilst he was here that kept him out for a long time?

Do you want Llambeezy back?

Would make West Ham worth 2.6bn?

I mean it would be ludicrous to suggest that you go from being sacked at Newcastle United to appointed manager of Manchester United regardless of the ‘good’ job Bruce did.

It was a joke

Tron?

Between 3:00 and 3:01 would make more sense as it would be 3:00pm for the duration.

Walter Smith RIP.

Kluivert commuted. It's not exactly the other side of the world.

McPoyle esque behaviour.

Has to start.

Alicia does the best 54 impression

The actual fuck is he playing at