Shays Given Tim Flowers

Sorry.

I is plural in Italian so they might accept it.

Four goals Harry, four! That’s insane.

Quelle surprise.

Princess Diana’s favourite ice cream.

The movement in that video compared to our team

Isn't he on about Adam Johnson?

Mrs. Eto’o fell in love with Dagestan.

Was it Dyer who had the mystery illness whilst he was here that kept him out for a long time?

Do you want Llambeezy back?

Would make West Ham worth 2.6bn?

I mean it would be ludicrous to suggest that you go from being sacked at Newcastle United to appointed manager of Manchester United regardless of the ‘good’ job Bruce did.

It was a joke

Tron?

Between 3:00 and 3:01 would make more sense as it would be 3:00pm for the duration.

Walter Smith RIP.

Kluivert commuted. It's not exactly the other side of the world.

McPoyle esque behaviour.

Has to start.

Alicia does the best 54 impression

The actual fuck is he playing at

Can he sign Totti

I appreciate he might not score goals or assist that much but he's going to help other players a lot. He's like Sissoko in many respects.

We dearly missed him agaisnt Spurs and he will be key for the rest of the season. Both in terms of work rate and being able to run into space and draw players away from ASM.

I'd take that grief for £8million.