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0-3, Botman bags the opener.

Im not criticising as such, I’m wondering what their plan was? It felt like the game was allowed to be taken from them with no real answer except the last ditch subs at the end.

I don’t understand what the game plan was for them? I don’t believe that ETH believes we are the team he said, did they try to ride it out and rely on their attackers taking their chances and ours floundering? De Gea making that incredible save in the first half should have been the wake up call if it hadn’t sounded numerous times for them already, you change it up then. Our style is hard to combat, you either sit off or match it which is ideally what we want. It’s also hard to get right week after week but we seem to now by and large.

And Womb Raider rounds it off, great day at the office lads. Man United in the mud.

Man United a different side without Rashford.

Newcastle 1 - 0 Part time Norwich LETS BE FUCKING HAVIN YOU

Howay lads, let's rattle these cunts so hard they'll adorn their Norwich colours again.

I thought the word was that Kuol pushed for Hearts and they were more than happy to take him on.

I don’t think McTominay is shite or underwhelming, I can see his worth to a squad who (touch wood) are heading into a season with some form of European football. Can see why Howe would be interested but could easily see us signing somebody else, I don’t think that he is a top target.

Saka is comfortably the best winger in the Prem.

First start, would you believe?

Whatever happened to Happy Face who used to go through and explain NUFC's accounts?

Think I’ll be switching it off at full time, the thought of hearing more from Gerrard doesn’t Ba thinking about.

Why is Slippy G saying it’s time for Kane to move on in the summer? Not really relevant.

100% a pen, lofted high ball to the back post which he saw all the way. His arm had no reason to be stuck out that way.

Bringing Miggy off the bench, you’re always going to get that industrious running, but now we’re in a place where he’ll be chomping at the bit to get back in and start Friday night. He won’t be certain of the start, so he scored his goal and impressed and put himself forefront of Eddies mind. Thought his sub appearance was typical of the squads mindset, take the rest but be ready to go if called upon. Lascelles did it last week even knowing he wouldn’t start yesterday. The squads in a really good spot mentally and have been for a long while now, FA Cup blip aside.

Wolves weren’t switched on to cutting the passing lanes when Schär carried it forward, I don’t think many teams defend it well. We can skip the midfield without hoofing it, both Fab and Botman can do it well, I’d still like to see Botman carrying it forward just that little bit more and with a little more regularity.

I was pretty impressed with the change, hold on to the ball, control the defender who doesn’t want to commit to a tackle, delay delay… ball into Isak who takes into his stride. Worked really well in the first half. Little touches that give others the time to exploit space.

Thought it was the result of individual coaching, keep the ball closer to your body to minimise the chance of losing it. He usually takes slightly heavier touches and a longer stride, so his running style did look awkward.

He has that quality that the top drawer players have, where the game seems to slow around them and he finds his time. He’s so chill. Very high ceiling, I don’t think we are seeing half of what he can do just yet.

Dodgy moment aside, I thought he was fine today.

This game is proof that it takes more than lubricant on your arms to worry Big Dan Burn.

Going to go ahead and say it, but Traore will have little to no impact on todays result.

Bit of casual sexual assault from the Sunderland player.