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It is fucking unbelievable.

Nothing like watching Andy Carroll in form like. He's not the best, but his dominance in the air is a proper joy to behold.

Aye, unreal connection Let me guess, it was a header? Nah kind of half overhead kick/flying volley kind of thing Just saw it. 'Kin hell.

I don't think, I would want this. Pardew has a knack of starting off well at clubs, it's only after his influence is started to take effect that things go downhill. The status quo is fine for now, thank you. Yeah, I agree, I guess.

Pardew in. Come on, you know you want it.

They always survive. They are in a better position to survive this season then they have been at this stage in previous seasons, how anyone can say that they are down is beyond me. Now I'm certain they're going down.

Aye, unreal connection Let me guess, it was a header?

Isn't he in his 30s though? 33

Thank god. Get in!

Bleedin' gun Murphy

Fuckin blow the whistle ref

GOAL!!!

Gayle is fucking mint

Concerned. That starting XI isn't very good and our bench is shit.

You're probably right. Clucas is, though.

"return to Newcastle". Have to admit I don't remember him playing for us.

Poetry in motion.

Still think 20m for Cairney is way over the top.

20m, eh? For a 25-year old Championship player. As a comparison I think we bought Shelvey for 12m.

48 teams ffs

Where does that one actually come from? You don't recognise Jerry Seinfeld?

I remember, when we used to sit in the government yard in Trenchtown Oba - obaserving the hair-less gen-ee-us As he outplays our poor opponents, with both feet.

I can't dislike him. He was great for us, once upon a time.

I remember, when we used to sit in the government yard in Trenchtown

That clip is absolutely disgusting. Merson being employed as a pundit must be part of some social welfare program, otherwise he would be lying in the gutter.