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mackems im more trouble, really starting to enjoy this season.

Agree with all of them, but Danny Murphy?

This.

Fucking £100m He’s done very well and looks a very good prospect, but come on

Been charged with attempted murder Fucking hell.

Read earlier that clubs in L1 get £1m in centralized money, compared to the ~£100m they got from the prem for finishing last. Clubs in L1 are also only allowed a wage bill that is a maximum of 60% of their turnover. If they go down they’d effectively have to sell half of their team and start again. If they cant find buyers for players, they’ll have to pay up their contracts which will eat up their already minimal transfer budget.

Faked injury just like Owen did, to sit in the stands at the end of his career with us and watched us get relegated. Fuck him. Played well initially, but totally ruined that in his actions. Aye, the club should have sold him on before it got to that, but he’s still a prick for what he did.

KI will be fewwwwming.

Shock. They charged Shelvey based on the opposition players saying that he did it, hardly overwhelming evidence

Other than QPR away, I cant see them getting any points from their next 6 games like. Villa(h), Boro (h), QPR (a), Derby (a), Preston (h) & Millwall (a) Even if I’m being super generous and give them 4 points from the 6 games, they’ll still be firmly rooted in the relegation zone (probably bottom) needing 15 points from 7 games to have any chance of survival.

Would take a point, wouldn’t be surprised if we got all three though. A win here and I’d probably be as low as a 1 or a 2 on the Relegationometer.

Wonder how long it’ll be untill the money grabbing little scrote is eating anus on ITV with Ant & Dec.

Ben Arfa?

Love how they’re all in denial about giving away 9,000 free tickets, despite the overwhelming evidence in their club finances.

Fucking hell. It’s so transparent that it’s unreal.

Took 1,000 fans to Bolton marra, best support ever.

Think your last sentence nails the crux of their problem tbh. Knew someone would say that but you hear the same thing every single year about teams at the bottom, then plenty of teams do pick up a few wins to pull themselves out of the mess they're in, then those same people seem to forget it happens regularly. If they were 8-10 points adrift at this stage I'd agree they were fucked, as it stands they've still got a decent chance of staying up. It’s usually the result of a mangerial change though, which the mackems dont have the option of. It’s not just the players that are on a downer, the whole club is absolutely toxic at the minute. Even one win doesn’t lift the mood and that’s why they cant string a couple of results together. Whilst none of the others who they are battling with are in that situation. I wouldn’t say they have a decent chance of staying up at all, other than Burton they look much more likely to drop than any of the others. As you say, 2 or 3 wins in a row can change everything - but what makes the mackems more likely to get those 2 or 3 wins than any of the other teams down there? Their squad is just as bad, their fans hate them, their owner hates them, they are demoralised and have a manager with a questionnable record during poor runs.

Hunting you down Edit - Didn’t necessarily intend that to sound like a pervert, but here we are

He celebrated and gestured towards the Ipswich fans and mouthed ‘fucking get in’, ‘fuck off’ IIRC. Been getting stick all season from them about his dire football, seems to have done alright with them so far though considering he’s working without any sort of budget.

Our U23s would struggle to beat an egg like, fucking hopeless

The Portuguese Nile Ranger.

Its not the same at all. Aguero's job is to play a physical sport where he's running around and the adrenaline is pumping. Also it would be more like if a customer went into a shop and went around the back of the counter and started shouting at you in an aggressive manner Would still probably be sacked like. I was trying to highlight my key point - When you’re supposedly a professional, you should act like one. Which I still stand by. Obviously the good people of NO have hyperboled my point, but that’s all I was trying to point out. Again, I’m not demanding he is in big trouble for it or suggesting he has ‘given him a haymaker’, the laws of the game are fairly clear and that’s a red card/banable offence. With it being a fan he did it to, I’d expect the punishment is harsher than normal.

9,000 free tickets Fuck me. We knew they did it, didn’t expect that many.

I’d still be sacked. Do you work in a role where thousands of Green Street jr wannabes flood your office shouting abuse in your face? Not far off, to be fair