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I only now noticed that he is swinging a second club with his dick.

How is Usain Bolt so fast when he has two right legs and one tiny left leg?

Where do you start with this one? The fact that Shola is squeezing his balls? That his hand is fused with his thigh? That he has crossed his leg over to the other pedal? Or that the seat is poking into his arse?

Pretty sure the idea was to hit it to Burn on the left flank.

Doesn't even look like this was only his third game in a very long time.

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Didn't keep a clean sheet, Howe out.

God among men.

Schäääääääär!!!!!

King Joe's back.

I've never seen Schär write any letters after a humiliating defeat, so Colo wins on that one.

James Milner reminds me of a young Andy Cole.

Reality kicked in. Good luck to him though, maybe he'll make a name of himself in Leeds.

Did any Sunderland fan show up to glare so that the top changed colour and name out of fear? It's cool that his name sells too.

Good luck in the next club, Maxi. Would have been nice if things were different, but it seems like there wasn't going to be a different outcome.

Six people were injured, but amazingly no one got killed.

That's grim, I hope he makes the best out of that time.

You just did.

Forget Shelvey, what is Geremi doing these days?

How can it have taken the edge off when we are constantly edging closer?

Seems we've gone full edgelords with this transfer.

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He was pretty bad if you take away his player of the tournament award though.

He's confident, gotta give him that. Not played a single minute for the team yet and already calling himself a legend.