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Fuck me it’s the Tube show. (Channelling Alan Brazil).

Agents.

Might want to lose that image. A Dennis the Menance fan club one would do though.

Good on her. What a piece of shit he is. A sofa is not delivered by House of Fraser and that’s further evidence that Ashley is a piece of shit? That way madness lies. This comment really tickled me though: “She [woman who went in mob handed and took sofa which was on display] said: "I'm more mad because I'm not going to get my poofy and my cushions off of them. How am I going to get them?"

Quite a range there: €3,157,000 on wages (Reus Deportiu) compared to Catalonian cousins (FCB) on €632, 971,000 (200 times as much).

Loved that (Iain Lee call). Loved Vic & Bob. Athletico Mince... not so much.

We won the First Division and the hearts and minds of a lot of football fans across the country/world. Mostly though, as you point out, it was just glorious.

Also beating Chelsea 4-2 in 1994. Just watching the YouTube highlights that are linked, Jesus, no way we'll ever get a pen that soft ever again. I was at that game. That little weasel Dennis Wise was having words with Rob Lee(?) as he was about to take that penalty. I’m not sure if that’s when we started hating Wise but i remember he got loads of abuse for the rest of the game and every match after that. Hate for Wise goes back further than that. The little scrote chased Mirandinha at the final whistle after a Wimbledon cup (?) game. Thought better of it after a crowd surge in the Stawberry corner and a certain young (now very, very...ahem...sensible and not so young) fan jumping the fence with every intention of chinning him.

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What price Mourinho as our next manager? Rafa walks away at the end of his contract, because why wouldn’t he? Ashley in his usual control freak way offers McLaren-stylee++ funds to Jose after he has been ‘let go’ by Man Utd, because why wouldn’t they? Jose fancies a swan-song giving something back to Mr Robson by steering his beloved club to their first trophy in an age (I’m adopting, against my belief, the Championship/First Divison doesn’t count rhetoric...).

Fuck me there are some scummy shameful twats walking the streets.

Didn’t know of the risk/illness but really pleased to hear of all clear

It’s massively inconvenient date wise, but think I am going to have to come home for this.

Howay lads, craft a chance. One more...

Great strike

The space we have going forward in midfield... a player like Cairney would be rocking it in our side today.

Ours is not to reason why, ours is... well... to sit back and marvel at a master tactician at work (fingers crossed).

Well, well, well... ye knaa? Ye nivver knaa!!

Getbthe fuck in!!!

Perez having a mare... amazed by how much space Ki has to run forward into.

21 mins, 0 shots, 26% possession...