Bimpy474

I like this type of signing, there's possibility of it going either way, but that little inkling of hope that it could be an absolute monster in the future.

Christ, most of my life up to the last few years was getting by on less than £15000 a year. Mental how some people are so far removed from the norm.

Friday 30th August is the day to have a meltdown if nothing has happened by then. Happen to think one, two or three things might be done in the next 31 days myself.

Goal Hilarious

What a save that was

Our current Mayor of London, the lying, arrogant, obnoxious little toad can fuck off with that shit.

I'm confident that's not going to happen, confident I tell ya.

The impatience makes the paranoia worse. The theories get more and more bizarre. The demented go more and more off their collective nuts. Once the first proper buy happens the calm will again spread among the lost. Fucking lunatics.

Well it wasn't my doing, his first and middle name begin with the obvious, his Mum did the rest. It stuck, as things like that tend to do.

My son is called CJ, he's a 21 year old gibbon.

More chance of my cock turning into a turnip.

Well that Fat idiots opinion should be thrown in the sea. Best man for the job, whatever nationality or preference in pies.

Cheers @Magpie absolute star for doing it again Well done @Pokerprince2004

England 1 - 3 Spain

I'm ok mate, still undecided on the score.

Might be me, but he looks like an extra from The Boy In The Stripped Pajamas.

Hope his wife burns his dinner when he gets home to 13 Shitarse Lane, Cuntsville. I hate him.

Almost the same team again, just Guehi for Konsa. Honestly this fuck trumpet has no imagination whatsoever. What an absolute wanker.

Love them both, and would thank them so much for what they've done. Good luck for the future and you'll always be welcome back to the club. That's how things should be anyhoo.

I bet they feckin don't.

While we all agree he's as guilty as sin, he's not been convicted. That's their (we'll just overlook the mountains of unpleasantness you can actually hear him say) get out. Football clubs have no morals at times, they really don't.

Spain 2-1 France England 1-1 Netherlands

I'm loving the lack of rumours, weird thing to say I know, but you just know we're working away in the background on potential deals, giving nothing away.

Well done, Southgate can fuck off.

Why won't any of you cunts call this fucking useless manager out, use your eyes you cunts.