HaydnNUFC

I’ve missed them so much.

WHQ?

It means a lot less now. Each club gets 2 fixtures from each pot including their own, one home and one away.

The cost of flights there don’t.

Qarabag (Azerbaijan) and Kairat (Kazakhstan) won and drew away from home respectively tonight. If they qualify, hope we get neither away.

Utter woke (and probably true) nonsense.

Which is amusing as thinking about it, along with Arsenal we’ve probably had the most BAME Francophone players in the league.

That ends that.

He ONLY WANTS NEWCASTLE due to our heritage with French African players. Even though the DRC was Belgian. /colonialnonce

Would go up to a max of £45m but would move on if they turn that down. No idea who the fuck we could move on to mind but yi kna.

I’ve no idea if this is a real quote from him as after a 30 second look on Gewguhl I can’t find anything but if it’s genuine it would be a great thing for a display. Banner(s) might not fit on the Gallowgate like. But the don’t give up on your club quote from Keegan managed. If it’s genuine and we sign a striker and he starts against Wolves and this is up.

Coming more and more round to this signing. A loan with obligation ideally but only if he's the Wilson replacement, ie Wissa doesn't happen.

His behaviour is also rank just like Isak's but I'll still take him. Ideally to play on Monday.

Remember a plotline in Suits about this very thing. Promissory estoppel etc, basically if you don't get it in writing you're fucked.

Very good.

"I want to thank my team mates and everyone who has supported me at Newcastle United along the way, whilst I will continue to spit in their faces for the foreseeable." What a total wanker.

Nar.

The Lowther? I don't mind a dive every so often but I never go in those listed with good reason.

'You've got a screw loose if you aren't drinking in these shitholes.' I do like the Hotspur, mind.

Hopefully Rangers and Celtic both go out so our fans don’t have the chance to embarrass themselves again.

2 of the promoted sides winning, it took until October for Leicester to win a game and November for Ipswich and Southampton to win a game last season.

Don’t see Everton going down. They were a good side under Moyes last season and this was always going to be a tricky opening fixture. That’s not accounting for the blood magic they have going on that won’t allow them to go down no matter how dreadful they are.