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“It was the worst season of my career when collectively it was certainly the best – it’s weird.” It's not weird. It makes perfectly sense you horrible cunt (https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3678408/moussa-sissoko-quit-tottenham-showdown-talks-mauricio-pochettino/)

Would be an amazing signing. I'd be "Shaqiri to Stoke" levels of disappointed if he went to West Ham without us trying to sign him

£6.76m a year wages x 3 years is just over £20m unless I'm missing something? For some reason I multiplied by 12 instead of 52. Ive been drinking in the park all day so ill blame it on that

Considering he's coming on a free its not that bad. Its like paying 4.7 m for him for 3 years without wages. He probably has 2 good seasons left in him

I just burst out laughing

http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-ash/t51.2885-15/10326558_1490634224499478_869232662_n.jpg With Totti http://cdn.soccerbible.com/media/13022/ac-milan-15-16-home-img4.jpg With Kaka (I know he never wore that shirt on the pitch) With Guthrie With Coloccini http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Newcastle-United-Home-Kit-12-13.jpg With Ben Arfa With Shearer With Owen

Great news! Got the same stats as gouffran (5 goals and 3 assists) in about half the time (1517 mins according to whoscored). That's pretty good and if anything he should have had more. Many good chances and good passes into the box that Gayle would have buried if he wasn't injured. With some stability at the same club instead of constantly getting loaned out + the Rafa effect, he might become a really good player for us.

Im fine with anyone but Fulham. I feel like they've got a decent grip on us during the last couple of years so Id bet they would at least get 3 points from us next season. They probably wouldn't sell Cairney either if they manages to win the playoffs. Stay down, accept our 10m + colback offer for Cairney, do the double on sudnerladn next season and then we can talk. Until then Id love to see Huddersfield come up with us. They've looked good all season until it became apparent that they wouldnt get direct promotion. Im pretty sure it will be Fulham though so I might put some money on it to make sure it wont happen

Looked incredible. Really hope and expect us to sign him up. He's had 5 goals and 3 assists (according to whoscored), which is the same stats Gouffran has, but he got them at half the time. I think he's also mainly got the majority of his gametime after Gayle got injured so it was more difficult for him to gather assists. I remember many times Atsu beat his man and delivered a deadly cross, but neither Mitro/Diame managed to be at the right place at the right time.

HAHAHAHAH

GET THE FUCK IN !!!! VILLA!!

Get in! Hope Rafa incorporates Mbemba into the future plans after his solid performances at the end of this season

Fkin hell. About time to put some money on 1-0 Brighton

Reading to finish on 85 points. Pretty surprising to me; I always thought they would fall off and be lucky to get into the playoffs

That late Atalanta goal fucked me up yesterday

I kinda expect PSG to beat Monaco tomorrow, but 9.50 is really tempting me to place a cheeky little bet on Monaco Juventus at 2.17 away to Atalanta is also not that shabby

Many thanks to Fulham! Hope they wont go on to get promoted now as they always seems to beat us

ffs

Should probably put some money on a Huddersfield win today

Fucking Hull and Villa man. Fucking up a lot of my bets

Awful substitution and awful performance. How many times have we conceded after he made some professional foul in the center? Sometimes he cant even make a professional foul correctly (like vs Sunderland). Why cant he be more concerned with getting his body between the attacker and our goal. Guess its all due to his inability of reading the game Man how i hate this cunt

ffs

Most predictable 5 minutes ever

Anita has been excellent

Looks like itll be much more Leeds in the last part of the game now that Colback is on. Could probably do with Diame for Perez for the counter attacks