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I forgot all about that! Another life time, reality & dimension now. Amazing what pride can do.

I'm not Shaw how he thought he could get away with this. Sutton ain't right with that fella.

I was always gutted I never managed to watch them train when I was kid. Imagine being able to go and watch them train man. It still seems odd that they trained on that bloody field.

SO THATS WEN A 1ST MET ANNDEE, HE WAS HANGING OUT DA BACK OF ME LASS, SWINGING HIS PONEE TAYL AROND LIKE A LASSO. I HATED HIM. I HAD BEEN TRYN TO GROW A PONEE TAYL FOR WEEKS.

How man, hush. Don't question my throw away post constructed to highlight how amazing it was when he had to go in goal against us. Jesus.

Aye that'll keep him warm at night.

It makes sense like, same reason smoking and alcohol companies can't advertise. Honestly surprised its taken this long for it to have some serious motion behind it.

A 1ST PLAYD FOOTBALL WEN A WOZ 6. IT WOZ DED GUD. A MEMBER ME DA THROWIN THE BALL AT ME FACE N SAIN 'HEED THE BALL YA DAFT FUCKER'. A MUS A DUN SOMMIN RITE AS THE BALL BOUNCED OF ME HEED N A WOZ PLAYING FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED ME CHILDHOOD TEAM THA NEXT DAY.

Retiring at 31. Quality for us, but left us for 'something better' and never received it. Meanwhile he gave us one last memorable moment during that insane game against Liverpool where everyone was sent off and he ended up in Goal (also that insane Andy Carroll bottlejob).

Bring back bad memories? Yeah, the day I switched. Hmm I guess there's some silver lining if Rafa left us too, then.

The levels of hate for Jack Colback on this forum is mental, childish and just odd. It's gone beyond 'banter' like.

At least we can have an early night, that was considerate!

Clearly didn't tell him about the renovations to the Spanish City.

He won't be able to play against us Aye pretty sure that ruling came in effect because of the entire Lua Lua thing.

Danny Drinkwater to Chelsea, man.

Royal Mail.

They're just making up for all the times that let Alan Shearer used his bionic elbow on the opposition, Daddy-o.

Love the FA.

Sounds like something dirty one may find in a Japanese porn movie, so I hear.

Easy. Store credit.

Tomi Ameobi lit up the Icelandic leagues, which is on similar level to the Dutch top flight, the Errordivision or whatever it's called. Something Dutch.

He's not going to change, so why wish for us to be relegated to force his hand. May as well stay in the Premier League, he'll not be owner forever, so why put the club's future in jeopardy for that. Honestly man, I can't comprehend at all why people are wanting Newcastle to be relegated, even with what people have said. It's like you're trying to describe colours to the colour blind. It doesn't compute. I feel sorry for the people who are so battered that they feel like that's the only option remaining. and this time I am out. As I can't see any end to this conversation, you can't understand how I see it, and I can't understand how you see it. We're not going to convince each other otherwise.

Can we do better? Yes, of course we can, as can every team in the Premier League. It's not that I can't grasp that thought, it's that I'd rather see Ashley's reign out while we're a Premier League club than try and force his hand by seeing the club fall down the leagues.

Wow I bet you've been sat there for an hour waiting to post that. Well done. I hope you enjoy the wank over it later on.