Mahoneys Tache

Found it down the sofa.

Someone needs to send a pigeon to SJP and let them know the plan.

Not as shambolic as all the endless fucking arguing about it.

But things seem to be happening exactly as the owners said it was going to. They never promised to spunk billions. Stuck within the rules and slowly but surely. Nothing to see here.

Two years on a million a month might help.

Francis Jeffers.

Viana.

What fucks me off is that if we want to compete with them we will have to become them. I’d rather be shit.

I expect £60 million might cheer the Brentford board up a bit.

Line OJ Simpson playing golf and Trump inevitably skating on his misconduct.

Not guilty via the courts, expensive lawyers and legal chicanery is not the same thing as innocence.

Cervix got a clean bill of health.

Is he spurs? My mistake. He can still fuck off the Waddle stealing wanker.

Gullit, Vialli, Desailly, Zola? Those 90’s? my heart fucking bleeds.

I got a photo with Ashley in the pie queue at the Ricoh arena that night. Immediately plummeted in kudos by the time I woke up the following morning. I’m still sore about Waddle to Spurs myself. Beardsley to Liverpool was also a big bummer.

Shut up man.

No, but the outcome was the same regardless of the context.

So was Cole in ‘95.

Puts me in mind of Keegan with a dodgy polo neck on the steps of st James after Cole was sold. We get sir Les and Ginola. Worked out nicely. The Cole was a benchmark in English transfer deals too. Set the ball rolling for the madness we see now to a degree. Not entirely but it was a pivotal moment.

Hughie Gallagher could score in that league and he’s been deed nigh on a century.

Met Chris Waddle in my sisters local in Sheffield a few years back. Chatted for a couple hours. Told him his autobiography should be called Stewart Boam changed my life on account of him nutmegging him several times during his trial.

Thought you meant Mike.

Self expectation management is not great around here.

There’s nothing funky about accountancy. This is funky. Wash your mouth out.

North Korea Newcastle supporters branch?