Mahoneys Tache

Is that the new term for meth?

Mostly deserved. Red cards for being a knacka are nowt to do with footballing talent

Henry was a right (?) sided player when Wenger bought him iirc but the genius frenchie put him up front and the rest is history.

Willock can finish. I think he could convert to a striker like Henry did.

What the fuck are you on about you snot? I was pointing out that he was a massive cunt for that statement. Now fuck off and come back when you’ve finished puberty.

Well It’s not is it? It’s a measure of the season up to now and the work done up to now. Four points from two games and third. How else are you going to measure it? We’ll be at least 6th after the rest of the games are played. Struggling to recall last time we were 6th.

Just checking, third, home win away draw against a good side? mustn't grumble. Simmer doon fannies.

Flew in from his holidays in Lyon

Been supporting since the 74 final spanking. Never been so optimistic. Not fucking creaming my kex, just optimistic. Things are calm and very professional. I think we are going to surprise everybody including ourselves.

I recall him making a comment along the lines of ‘it’s just what you give your bitch’ when some player slapped another on MOTD or something which was never acknowledged.

By the end of august we’ll have played citeh and Liverpool. We’ll have a much better gauge of where we’re after that. Wolves and Brighton and two decent sides too so it will be an interesting month.

Forest after a lad called Jizz Hornkamp. For fucks sake somebody warn the lad what he’s in for before he commits.

Wasn’t specifically directed at you. Just the general vibe.

I do love watching a nice bit of infighting when there’s no football on. Like watching a pack of starving jackals turn on each other in a tooth and claw frenzy of fury. Happens every summer but this one is a particular classic.

Giveowwa you onanist.

Fuckit. Buy that Nigerian striker off them instead. Ienacho? He’s tidy.

Well does that not mean he’s an upgrade?

not unless we buy him we’re not.

As an aside, has anybody on here ever flocked to a report about a rumour? Apparently we’re doing it all the time according to the newsnow thread.

More threads. Shocking. No time to go your own way.

Rogers confirming they have to sell to buy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62378757

Werner would add loads to our attack. Not just scoring goals himself but his pace and tendency to set others up rather than go for goal every time he gets a sniff is something we’ve not had properly since Nobby was in his prime.

I live in Coventry and have for 17 years. It’s better than Sunderland. Their fans are also not as weird.

David Batty with male grooming.

That’s quite the niche reference.