Mahoneys Tache

‘Aaal we want is a team that tries’ 6 months later: ahh howay man we ownly proved our team beyond our wildest dreams a year agan. fucking hell man. Get a collective grip.

Will also give Wilson time to get fit and keep him fresh. Two top class finishers all of a sudden and not dependent on a great but injury prone player alone.

People pissed and moaned about him being petty, vindictive and lacking the slightest iota of class and very justifiably. Our new management set up are doing the very opposite and people think we should act like manure did to us. Nah. Show them how to be gracious.

Being petty is all a bit mike Ashley though isn’t it?

They will be back. Always happens after a prolonged period of success with a long term manager.

An eye opener for him. The British lads have all been brought up with that to varying degrees. Will have introduced him to some of the realities of English footbaaaaal. ?

Tino getting snow in his eye. One of the highlights of the 1990s for me that.

He’s been nurtured and wrapped in cotton wool as a potential elite player his entire life. Tranmere away on a Wednesday night will have been like landing on the moon for him. Nasty elbowing hacking brawl in the classic English cup tie tradition. He did alright under the circumstances and Howe will have been watching him for his reaction and resilience.

I think Willock is going to develop into a great player.

Probably because he’s not a massive arsehole like EMO

That’s the cat. Need to keep Wilson him on the bench and fetch him on as an impact sub. He can still have a decent career that way.

What was the name of the spurs centre half who’s knees were so fucked he barely trained his last couple seasons but played like a Titan at the weekends?

Owen was played too much as a young lad before he’d fully developed and was left with shonky hamstrings. Loads of these players who reply on explosive pace end up like it if they aren’t managed properly when they are in their late teens. The really great strikers adapt to naturally slowing down as they get older.

Said it a few times but the word here in Coventry is that his hamstrings are shot. He’s going to need careful management and rest. Similar to little legs Owen.

All Darlow needs is a moustache.

Laid low with the Rona. This is perking me up no end. Well, this and the brandy.

no time for clever fucker pelanties mind.

Wilson just under one every two games. I’d be content with that.

Are people seriously using the word ‘disaster’ here? Are we fucking kidding? Jesus wept. Mass fucking amnesia or what? Remember a year ago? Remember selling Carroll and Ba, buying Rivière? Going back further, selling Sir Les, Tino, Ginola and buying Carl Serrant, Des Hamilton and Andreas Andersen? Relegation is a disaster. Not going to happen. Cabbage heed was a disaster. Charnley and the FCB were a 15 year disaster. This is policy and sticking to a plan. Pull yourselves together you daft fannies.

There might be a few gone on deadline day. We have the cash to let em go cheap to free the wage bill up and free spaces in the squad.

Some of these comments are a bit weird about things like how strong or weak is. It’s a shitload stronger than the time last year and was third in the form table second half of the season. That kind of suggests that we’ll do better given a fair wind. We all know it isn’t going to happen overnight. Patience.

Also bravo if they tell them to hadaway if they try to play us off vs the scouse mackems.

Diamanté thongs. Both contingencies catered for.

I wasn’t over enamoured with Fumaca to be fair.

He’s got a low threshold for exhausting. Bring back national service.