geordie john

or Tim effing Sherwood?

I actually wouldn't object!

I really do believe that by Christmas - if not way before then - Bwuccie will have a heart attack, stroke or something similar which puts him in hospital or long term sick leave. It's a nailed on certainty. Then we get Redfern or someone else to be caretaker while we slowly disintegrate. Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a really great question! I've thought so much about what the right answer is and despite following the Toon since I was about 6 (I'm that plus 60 now) the only answer is this: Me in my footballing prime, No 9 in my own right. Winning the '76 Cup by scoring the goal in the last minute - diving header of 25 yard screamer? Either really....just imagine the life changing joy of being able to do that?

No it's not, he's a very good player. Good at everything really; decent dribbler, good target man, eye for a pass, power, great work-rate. 40 million is a bit on the high side, but I really like him as a player and it's nice (all things considered) that we've finally made a move for the top target on our list for a change. Nice??? Nice? when the fuck did Nice come into it??? Pleasant? Endearing? Good company? Fuck me, I do despair....... Have you not been paying attention, it isn't nice.

This fucking joke of a club can't do even the simplest things right. It's completely comical in every way. A joke. A bad joke. Really hope Bwucie turns us down 'right club but the wrong moment, my loyalties are to Wednesday FC' sort of thing. Then it'll be Moysie. That miserable dour Scotsman who will walk when he realises what a cunt Ashley is. Then it'll be some god forsaken non English Speaking Mexican or something. How much longer does this have to last? Prolonged death by tedium and Ashleys cuntism. Lee Clark? Who seriously gives a flying fuck?

The nightmare keeps on getting worse. I honestly can't think of anything else the cunt can do to our club. Burn it to the ground. Sell every player. Rename it Scumberland Mark 2. Hell has arrived. Count me out.

I went into mental hibernation a while ago. Emotional hibernation has now followed. Wake me up when - and only when - the cunt has gone......

Can life get any worse? Seriously? I'm going to bury my head in the sand for a long time. We're all doomed - the end of the world is nigh!!

No.

God I read this and cry. What a glorious 12 years we've had. The only thing missing is the net spend over those 12 years and our dominance of the two cup competitions. I think I should go and support a decent amateur team.

I would seriously be so happy if every player handed in a transfer request today. Sell the lot. Don't care. Good luck to them all, they deserve a better club.

Jesus, man, don't even think about starting this garbage again... It's D.E.A.D

I've thought that for a number of years. It's a seriously interesting point. The Jarrow march? Where did all the bottle go? My grandfather worked down the mines. My great uncles fought and died in the great war. It seems we're a group of 'Geordie Shore' babes and impotent men. Or am I being cruel??

The latter, I’d imagine. He and Ayoze complemented each other really well. Be interesting to see if Almiron is moved into a more central role behind the striker, which is where he played for Atlanta, and Atsu given the start on the left wing, or Muto doing a straight swap for Ayoze and Almiron left out wide. With any luck, he too, will be sold for a tidy profit.........

I'm with you, as are many others. They can all go as far as I'm concerned. In fact, let's have a mass handing in of transfer requests. Every single first team squad member. Maybe the players can do what no-one else can - fuck Ashley up.

Perez going, Longstaff going.......I could add about another four or five to the list. Good business - let's sell 'em all. Bargain basement time! No serious offer refused! We've loads of deals to be had - come grab a bargain! I seriously don't give a monkeys - which is a shucking indictment of what FCB has done to our club. Sell it all. Burn it to the ground. Destroy any value in it completely. Ashley will lose all of his investment. Great news. Then we start again without him

Perez going, Longstaff going.......I could add about another four or five to the list. Good business - let's sell 'em all. Bargain basement time! No serious offer refused! We've loads of deals to be had - come grab a bargain! I seriously don't give a monkeys - which is a shucking indictment of what FCB has done to our club. Sell it all. Burn it to the ground. Destroy any value in it completely. Ashley will lose all of his investment. Great news. Then we start again without him.

This intrigues me. It would have been pretty nailed on for him to support Rafa, stick another knife in Ashley. I wonder why? He's never been slow coming forward, has he?

100% agree. Hope all the first team put in written transfer requests tomorrow. Let the best go for whatever price Ashley thinks is the best he can get. Let him pocket the cash. The club is dead. Maybe in a few years, or 10 years, it will, like the Phoenix, soar again. Until then I am in complete emotional hibernation........

My own opinion, cemented after the last week of take over garbage and the insult to a man like Rafa, is that ANYONE who gives so much as a penny to Ashley is complicit in supporting him in his vile treatment of our once great club. I don't care if you say it won't make a difference - it will. I don't care if you say it won't affect him - it will. A TOTAL boycott of ANYTHING to do with Ashley - this club, Sports Direct. Debenhams, Game, ANYTHING he has a share in, is the ONLY way to get rid of him. After nearly 13 years of complete shite with this man in charge, surely no-one believes anything else is the answer.?

This will be my one and only post on this. I seriously do not give a fuck. Totally lost interest until the fat bastard dies. End of story.

EVERY NUFC supporter should listen to this. Cry, weep, pull your hair out but never, ever give money or support in any shape or form Ashley or his minions. He is 100% Bang on in everything he says. RIP NUFC.

Is it a criminal offence to actively encourage, promote or assist in violence to an individual? Asking for a friend....

God, I hope and pray.......