geordie john

The guy is a moron. What utter shite he speaks, not a clue. 'We turned the ball over a lot'. Means his team lost possession. Because he's an effing useless coach. Stay with us Bwucie, we need you......

Yes, but also making it impossible to sell the club (was he ever going to?) in the next 3 years. Cunt.

If you set yourself up for a fall, then a fall you will get.....

Quote from sky about our injury record..... 'Sean Longstaff is out for Newcastle after suffering an ankle injury in training. Longstaff was hurt blocking a cross during Thursday's session and is still being assessed, and will join fellow midfielders Allan Saint-Maximin (hamstring) and Matt Ritchie (ankle), striker Dwight Gayle (calf) and defenders Florian Lejeune (knee) and DeAndre Yedlin (groin) on the sidelines. Frontman Andy Carroll was due to see a specialist on Friday afternoon as he looks to return to full training following ankle surgery earlier this year'. It seems our beloved managers training is working real well.....Good to see that running around like headless chickens is producing its just rewards......

Sure....this level of shite compensates for the utter garbage of his managerial record, attitude to training, knowledge of modern day tactics.......do I need to go on? He's a total waste of a job. End of story....

This is bang on. It's very important to Ashley that the manager is a shield for him. It's for that reason he won't be quick to dump Bruce. That pleases me tbh because the longer Bruce is in the job, the funnier it gets. You are dead right - It's a 'win - win' for us. Ashley is using Bruce as a shield to protect him from the crap he should be getting, so he will stick with him as long as possible. The more shit Bruce gets, the less vile Ashley gets. The longer it goes on like this, the more certain we are to go down...and down.... In the medium term it's a 'lose lose' for Ashley. The longer he sticks with Bruce,the lower the club will sink. The lower the club sinks, the less its value. At some stage - Lord knows when - he will wake up and realise it's time to sell. We pray. I'm 100% behind Bruce!! A true genius of a Geordie manager

or Tim effing Sherwood?

I actually wouldn't object!

I really do believe that by Christmas - if not way before then - Bwuccie will have a heart attack, stroke or something similar which puts him in hospital or long term sick leave. It's a nailed on certainty. Then we get Redfern or someone else to be caretaker while we slowly disintegrate. Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a really great question! I've thought so much about what the right answer is and despite following the Toon since I was about 6 (I'm that plus 60 now) the only answer is this: Me in my footballing prime, No 9 in my own right. Winning the '76 Cup by scoring the goal in the last minute - diving header of 25 yard screamer? Either really....just imagine the life changing joy of being able to do that?

No it's not, he's a very good player. Good at everything really; decent dribbler, good target man, eye for a pass, power, great work-rate. 40 million is a bit on the high side, but I really like him as a player and it's nice (all things considered) that we've finally made a move for the top target on our list for a change. Nice??? Nice? when the fuck did Nice come into it??? Pleasant? Endearing? Good company? Fuck me, I do despair....... Have you not been paying attention, it isn't nice.

This fucking joke of a club can't do even the simplest things right. It's completely comical in every way. A joke. A bad joke. Really hope Bwucie turns us down 'right club but the wrong moment, my loyalties are to Wednesday FC' sort of thing. Then it'll be Moysie. That miserable dour Scotsman who will walk when he realises what a cunt Ashley is. Then it'll be some god forsaken non English Speaking Mexican or something. How much longer does this have to last? Prolonged death by tedium and Ashleys cuntism. Lee Clark? Who seriously gives a flying fuck?

The nightmare keeps on getting worse. I honestly can't think of anything else the cunt can do to our club. Burn it to the ground. Sell every player. Rename it Scumberland Mark 2. Hell has arrived. Count me out.

I went into mental hibernation a while ago. Emotional hibernation has now followed. Wake me up when - and only when - the cunt has gone......

Can life get any worse? Seriously? I'm going to bury my head in the sand for a long time. We're all doomed - the end of the world is nigh!!

No.

God I read this and cry. What a glorious 12 years we've had. The only thing missing is the net spend over those 12 years and our dominance of the two cup competitions. I think I should go and support a decent amateur team.

I would seriously be so happy if every player handed in a transfer request today. Sell the lot. Don't care. Good luck to them all, they deserve a better club.

Jesus, man, don't even think about starting this garbage again... It's D.E.A.D

I've thought that for a number of years. It's a seriously interesting point. The Jarrow march? Where did all the bottle go? My grandfather worked down the mines. My great uncles fought and died in the great war. It seems we're a group of 'Geordie Shore' babes and impotent men. Or am I being cruel??

The latter, I’d imagine. He and Ayoze complemented each other really well. Be interesting to see if Almiron is moved into a more central role behind the striker, which is where he played for Atlanta, and Atsu given the start on the left wing, or Muto doing a straight swap for Ayoze and Almiron left out wide. With any luck, he too, will be sold for a tidy profit.........

I'm with you, as are many others. They can all go as far as I'm concerned. In fact, let's have a mass handing in of transfer requests. Every single first team squad member. Maybe the players can do what no-one else can - fuck Ashley up.

Perez going, Longstaff going.......I could add about another four or five to the list. Good business - let's sell 'em all. Bargain basement time! No serious offer refused! We've loads of deals to be had - come grab a bargain! I seriously don't give a monkeys - which is a shucking indictment of what FCB has done to our club. Sell it all. Burn it to the ground. Destroy any value in it completely. Ashley will lose all of his investment. Great news. Then we start again without him

Perez going, Longstaff going.......I could add about another four or five to the list. Good business - let's sell 'em all. Bargain basement time! No serious offer refused! We've loads of deals to be had - come grab a bargain! I seriously don't give a monkeys - which is a shucking indictment of what FCB has done to our club. Sell it all. Burn it to the ground. Destroy any value in it completely. Ashley will lose all of his investment. Great news. Then we start again without him.

This intrigues me. It would have been pretty nailed on for him to support Rafa, stick another knife in Ashley. I wonder why? He's never been slow coming forward, has he?