Groundhog63

Nah, just in the off license

John Hall on the roof now, pissed, singing We Are the Champions

Just read the small print. "The winners shall receive £300m in prize money unless that's NOT Newcastle United, in which case, the losers receive £300m"

Friendlywashing

"First Winners" EVER. No one else can say that ??

Absolutely pisses all over the World Cup final this like. Qatar frantically redrawing thier plans, ditching Ed Sheering for Tiesto and melting down Jules Rimet for a bigger model

Someone film this and post it over the road for bantz

I. Can't. See. A. Fucking. Thing ?

Be a nightmare on date night fighting over the GHDs

Comes with £300m prize money as well.

It's Run Geordie Run man ffs, keep up ??‍♂️?‍♀️?‍♂️??‍♂️?‍♀️?‍♂️??‍♂️?‍♀️?

Went up in my estimation when he revealed that. Fair doos. Edited.... Still wank like

Glad he's not doing the commentary.

Googled her, as any bald, married 59yr old would and have to say, the accompanying headline isn't very flattering...

Whole of RTG have logged on just to hear him go on about the silverware

Fair play to him tho, doing a commentary with a fridge on his back

Commentary is strange af. Mad dog

Ref's an awayer

Save

Slippy over that left side. Bigger studs needed

Well he scored with his head so he wasn't gonna change that

"trying to sort the heating out" Makem for "haven't got any money left on the keycard"

Still here. Cunts

What they'll do is form a separate company that will build a massive stadium just up the road then rent it back to the club for £1 a season. Fuck the Premier league