Groundhog63

Aye, ?, obvs. Time warp

Yeah, they were lining up for him, pal. We clearly weren't going to let him go to a rival so let him go to Saudi for buttons instead ?

Targett basically getting an assist from our box, Willock sending Theilemans (sp?) for Chronicle, Mendy not getting a 2nd yellow for rugby tackling Big Joe, the cross, the deflection, the lung bursting run, the header, the net, the crowd, the commentary. Sheer poetry

Don't get me wrong, and my post was coming with a smattering of Sunday morning shit stirring, I don't think the fee is fantastic. I just think we got what someone, as opposed to everyone else, was prepared to pay. I also happen to think he isn't as good as he thinks he is and some of our lot as well. That's football tho but. Great on twitter tho, granted. Statsbomb need to include, along with "chances created", "successful dribbles" etc etc "Tweet ratio" Give scouts a heads up, as it were ??

Jesus Christ girls. We got what we got for him because one club, of the entire world's football community, were willing to pay THAT and no more. We accepted. That IS his value. Cry more ?

I rewatch last seasons home game with Leicester on a loop. That winner has everything.

Move it all here then, also, create a thread for which game week we think you'll have to change the thread title from "TopFouroMeter" to "TopSixoMeter" ?

Tidied

Got his parking space back so there's that

Signed from Oldham for £100k according to some forum.

Have I mentioned before his Aunty & Uncle live next door? Well, if not, they do. Lovely family. His preffered position is ACM btw, early doors domestic cup games would be an interesting Anderson/Miley combo

This a similar arrangement to Shepherd's brother's (empty) warehouse we rented

It's not like. It's infested with entitled d**b c**s ? Eddie's playing a blinder..... ..... Imho, obvs

Woeful patter

Haha, the fee IS market value ffs. That's all they were prepared to pay. No one else was and we accepted The very definition of market value.

Probably the same place in France he goes to everytime he's "injured" ??

What? This one??

Hearing he keeps a baseball bat by his bed to deter burglars

They'll be mortarfied

GET OFF ME LEARN, tbf, which doesn't work.

Tbf, and believe me it's a stretch, I'll take what he says as gospel until Wor Amanda comes out and says he's "a lying fat wanker"

Pod on the Tyne

Unsurprisingly, for here, some people think Tripps, Schar, Botman and Burn aren't good (fast) enough, ?

Living his best life ? Just goes to show.....

What Piers Morgan did but didn't get the heat